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(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)
(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)
I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.
(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)
No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.
(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)
If you don't have training, don't engage.
If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.
(han's getting a little serious about this.)
I'm going back to work.
(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)
Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)
I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.
(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)
No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.
(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)
If you don't have training, don't engage.
If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.
(han's getting a little serious about this.)
I'm going back to work.
(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)
Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)
[voice]
Watch your back, and I don't mean that as a vague threat.
[ not even pirates deserve awful tranquility deaths, lbr. ]
[voice]
[ but if his crew stands a chance of being hurt... ]
Talk to me.
[voice]
We've encountered... animals.
[ he's doubtful that's the right word, but he's trying to tone down the crazy. ]
Whoever had this ship last, I think they were doing experiments.
[voice]
[ that's muttered to himself. ]
You're killing me here, Josh. Experiements? Jesus Christ. You know I gotta call bullshit, you know it.
[ but he's not calling it just yet, it's a freaky ship leave him alone ]
[voice]
What did you just say?
[voice] I HATE YOU I WAS EDITING
[voice] you should also know i'm the one who took your rug
[ he might not sound sufficiently weirded out by this news. ]
[voice] not sorry
[voice] rude
[ that's the response you were expecting, right. ]
[voice]
[ not even a little ]
[voice] CRIES
So do some of the animals, actually.
[voice] :)
How?
[voice]
[voice]
[ enunciate better, bro. ]
[voice] TAGS FROM THE GRAAAAAAVE
[voice] DEAD MAN TAGGING
[voice] murders you