(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

voice;

[carbonite]

Just in case you need clarification, you should shoot them.

voice;

[passe]

And if we don't have a gun? Or the force.

[ he still has no idea what that means. ]

voice;

[carbonite]

You're going to either except your sad fate, or use your head to get yourself to someone with a gun.

voice;

[passe]

You do realize it's possible to kill people without using one of your precious guns.

video; the saddest attempt at locking ever

[loyalpup]

You ain't eatin' her Hal. I really will stake you and this time I won't let Derek stop me.

voice; not bothering with locking w/e

[passe]

Let. Interesting choice of words.

video; lame

[loyalpup]

I killed loads of vampires, Hal. Even if it makes Alex sad I don't care.

[Except he does]

voice; forever

[passe]

Kill me and they'll throw you out the airlock. I'm not a man of science, but even I can tell you there are more pleasant ways to die.

[ there's a grin in his voice. he's not taking your threats seriously, tom. ]

video forever

[loyalpup]

Don't care. You'll still be dust.

[passe]

You realize I have yet to harm anyone on this ship. Old transgressions don't apply. You have no right to it, not here.

[loyalpup]

I said if you kill her. Don't do nothin' then I won't.

[passe]

And if anyone else takes up arms against your pirate? Do you intend to kill them too?

[culpable]

Cannibalism, really?

voice;

[passe]

Not quite. I'm afraid I have no taste for meat.

[ very technically correct. ]

voice;

[culpable]

An interesting choice of words, then.

voice;

[passe]

Drink may have been the more accurate term, but our friend Tom isn't famed for his mastery of the English language.

voice;

[culpable]

I hadn't noticed.

[ he noticed. ]

So. Drink, how exactly?

voice;

[passe]

Biting and sucking, generally. Traditionally on the neck, though there are of course endless possibilities.

[ not remotely crazy, right. ]

voice;

[carbonite]

Did you not notice the overall "death" theme of what I was saying? Do whatever you want, but they'll kill you the moment she can.

voice;

[passe]

Apologies, I thought the theme was mostly shooting people. I take it these aren't your first pirates.

voice;

[carbonite]

Yeah, you could take it that way.

voice;

[passe]

Versus? Let me guess, you're more accustomed to doing the stealing.

[ which begs the question: ]

How do you know the monk?

voice;

[carbonite]

You are correct.

(the monk?)

You mean the Jedi?

voice;

[passe]

Yes, the Jedi. It seems like a somewhat unlikely pairing.

voice;

[carbonite]

It's ... a really long story.