(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

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Re: Video

[bailedontheempire]

[Umm, Solo?]

Then it's still not widely known in your time.

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[carbonite]

Oh, so you're telling me that the leader of the Empire is also the leader of a crazy dead religion. That's great!

Re: Video

[bailedontheempire]

There are never more than two. He's the master.

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[carbonite]

Figures, since he's Darth Vader's boss.

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[bailedontheempire]

Then it's still Vader in your time.

[So many things to worry about there]

There had been a few apprentices before him.

[carbonite]

You don't just say Darth Vader's name, you know. He might show up and kill all the rebels on board (me).

[bailedontheempire]

[Umm... he's already here, actually]

Mentioning his name would be the least of his problems with me.

[carbonite]

(if you stand in front of your mirror and say "darth vader" three times, he comes out of nowhere.)

That's great for you. I'm so relieved that I will still get murdered by him and you won't have to worry about it.

[bailedontheempire]

I suspect you wouldn't be his first target.

[carbonite]

Yeah, well it would probably be her Royal Highness.

[bailedontheempire]

[That actually manages to shake the political calm. He's hit a sore spot.]

She's not here. She's safe.

[carbonite]

As long as the Empire doesn't find us on Hoth, yeah. (a beat:)

Don't worry, I'm not gonna let anything happen to her.

[bailedontheempire]

[That would be more reassuring if Han hadn't made such a... charming impression]

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to think of her as older than three.

[carbonite]

Don't ruin it for the rest of us, buddy.

Bail has no icon for this moment

[bailedontheempire]

[Well, Han, you've done it. You have found something the famed orator has no response for.]

[carbonite]

(SUCCESS!! han's just going to gently hang up and be smug with his smug self.)