(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

this is just shouted from across the shuttle bay because fuck comms.

[leaps]

[ sulu's sitting in a shuttle, because it's easier not to draw attention to himself if he's somewhat secluded. however, he pushes up and out to lean out of the shuttle and shout at them ]

No one should have let either of you make a public service annoucement.

[ this is the diplomatic way of saying, solo shouldn't be allowed on psas ]

SHOUTED BACK. because they're 11

[carbonite]

NO ONE ASKED YOU!

MATURITY IN THE SHUTTLE BAY.

[leaps]

I'm a professional!

[ sometimes sulu gets to cut loose and be an immature 21 year old. feels good man. ]

I've had training.

OVERRATED

[carbonite]

That's great. (he says as he keeps stripping the ship for parts.)

[leaps]

Which you clearly haven't had.

[ AS IF HAN SAID NOTHING... ]

This isn't shouted, he just walks over like a civilized person

[enforced]

[Arfour is following him, beeping something about how they should go get WALL-E, and they shouldn't upset Sulu]

Let is a strong word, in this case.

those classy jedi

[leaps]

[ sulu leans a litte farther over, mostly to arfour's sake. ]

Between him and Casey they're going to be shot full of holes.

[ and sulu's not supposed to approve, but. ]

[enforced]

[Arfour beeps a hello.]

She says hello.

[He has long since realized most people don't understand the droids.]

Being shot is the least of their worries. They're going to find out this ship isn't exactly what it looks like from the outside.

[leaps]

Hi, Arfour.

[ lbr, sulu loves those droids more than he probably should. ]

We shouldn't count on that. On the ship chasing them off.

[enforced]

No, but I don't think shooting them will solve much, either.

[leaps]

So the solution is somewhere in the middle?

[enforced]

I would like to negotiate.

[He shakes his head]

But they're refusing, and it doesn't help that this ship doesn't have a true leader. So we're going to have to force them out.