ataraxion | (video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

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Listen buddy, I know you're looking out for the ship, but take it from me, this is bad news.

Yes. I'm aware of your expertise. But we have longer-reaching concerns.

Do whatever you want, then. But, if I see a pirate, I'm shooting them.

If they attempt to shoot you first, then very well; yes. But please do not resort to more violence than necessary.

Just so you know, I shoot first.

Yes. I've heard. But kindly restrain your instincts.

Yeah, sure.

No sarcasm. You will restrain yourself.

How about this? I'll leave you one, you get what you want from them and then we shoot them.

Sir, we are not going to execute any of them that we take prisoner.

We don't all share his views.

I should damn well hope not!

[A pause as he realizes whom he's talking to - ]

...Sir.

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And we're gonna what? Hold them in the brig until they decide to play nice?

Absolutely.

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If he draws on my people I will take him out, Miles.

You know, Fields, I'd be a hell of a lot more sympathetic to your talking about defending your "people" if you weren't leading them in here on a mission to rob and kill us. - And yes, I'm aware before you start, as long as we roll over and show you our bellies and let you do whatever the hell you want you won't kill us.

Funny, I was gonna say the same to you.

Which part? About invading? Interfering with you? Sir, you and yours could have kept flying by.

And you could go resupply instead of attacking us.

So could you!

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[voice] hey edgie

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You make it my problem, you don't get to see me coming. I don't like threats to my people, Solo.

You think you're dealing with these amateurs? Give me a break, buddy.

I don't like to threaten amateurs, it makes them cry. I'm saying we're not even all that interested in the shuttles, so calm down.

I like how you think that I care what you want.

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