(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

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[loyalpup]

She ain't did not' to you!

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[carbonite]

Oh, but she will.

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[loyalpup]

You can't say that, you don't know her.

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[carbonite]

She's a pirate, don't get your hopes too high.

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[loyalpup]

Sometimes you ain't got no choice but to take things. And she said we can get more at the station.

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[carbonite]

Here's a hint: don't listen to her, she's lying.

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[loyalpup]

She ain't.

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[carbonite]

Sure, go ahead. Don't listen to the expert on the subject.

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[loyalpup]

You a pirate too?

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[carbonite]

More or less.

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[loyalpup]

Then I shouldn't listen to you either.

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[carbonite]

Yeah, but I don't want anything from you.

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[loyalpup]

Only cause you don't need it.

I ain't going to shoot her and I'm goin' to talk to her.

I also ain't going to let none you shoot her.

[No he doesn't have a crush, shut up]

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[carbonite]

Kid, if you want to be a sucker and listen to her go ahead. You are not dragging me down with you.

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[loyalpup]

Then don't shoot her.

She really ain't mean like them movies and she's real smart, so maybe she'd come live here if all her pirate friends die.

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[carbonite]

She's a pirate.

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[loyalpup]

That don't mean she's evil and needs shooting.

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[carbonite]

Do you know what space pirates do, kid? They board your ship, steal your stuff and kill whoever resists. And that's if you're lucky that they don't steal the ship.

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[loyalpup]

She said they ain't gon kill none.

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[passe]

How very romantic. Hate to say it, but I'm fairly certain this won't end with the two of you riding a shuttle off into the sunset.

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[loyalpup]

[He doesn't want to talk to you Hal :c ]

We ain't ridin' in no shuttle. Plus I got Allison waiting for me back home.

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[passe]

Do you?

You've been gone for a very long time, Tom. And when was the last time you saw her before that? She's a smart girl; she was going places. I can't imagine she had much time to wait around for anyone.

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[loyalpup]

[And you just kicked a puppy]

She said she would. Gave me her email even.

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[passe]

Of course. And that's as good as a ring in this day and age, isn't it? I doubt she's ever given it to anyone else.

[ kicking puppies is one of his favorite hobbies, thank you. ]

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[loyalpup]

[This is why Hal can't have friends]

But we're the same. That means something.

That has to mean something.