(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

[enforced]

[Do not mess with the droid]

She.

[fractious]

She.

...so? [ no really, obi-wan. ]

[enforced]

She's an R4 unit.

[fractious]

I don't know that means.

[enforced]

What do you think it means?

[fractious]

I don't know, that's why I asked.

[enforced]

It means she's a droid.

[He's not going to specify the kind. This level of curiosity is bad enough.]

[fractious]

What does she do.

[ that sound was the point of his evasion whooshing over her head. ]

[enforced]

Serves coffee.

[Well, she does! Occasionally.]

[fractious]

You said she can do things if she wants to.

[ :| is she a slave IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

hayes will liberate that poor droid if it's the last thing she does. ]

[enforced]

[Oh my god why can you go kidnap Wheatley]

Yes, if she wants to.

[fractious]

And she wants to bring you coffee.

[ :| ]

[enforced]

Usually she takes coffee to other people.

[:|]

(encrypted)

[carbonite]

Pirate.

[action]

[enforced]

[He turns his head and stares.]

Thank you Han.

Of course I didn't know that she was a pirate.

[DRIEST OF THE DRY]

[action]

[carbonite]

That's funny, you see because she's asking about your Arfour, and she's going to take it.

[action]

[enforced]

She's not going to take my Arfour - and my Arfour is a she.

[A pause.]

Have you ever tried to take an astromech droid somewhere it didn't want to go?

[fractious]

Do you make her?

[ :| ]

[enforced]

I don't make her do anything.

[fractious]

Then why does she do it?

[enforced]

[There's a chirp and a beep.]

She says it's because she likes to meet new people.

[fractious]

...how do I know she really said that?

[ she's js y'all are p shady. ]

[enforced]

I'm sorry to say that you don't.

[fractious]

So you might be lying.

[ ah, the righteous fury of the sixteen year ]

[enforced]

But I'm not.