(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

[passe]

You realize I have yet to harm anyone on this ship. Old transgressions don't apply. You have no right to it, not here.

[loyalpup]

I said if you kill her. Don't do nothin' then I won't.

[passe]

And if anyone else takes up arms against your pirate? Do you intend to kill them too?

[loyalpup]

No, not if they're human.

[passe]

Did you not get the memo? We're all equals here.

[ he doesn't care he's just messin, he'll do a rematch any day bro ]

[loyalpup]

Not if you kill someone for no reason, then you're a murderer.

[passe]

I believe you're misunderstanding the term "pirate". Besides, I'm hardly the only one threatening to kill your girlfriend. I'd say it's the popular opinion going.

[loyalpup]

You don't gotta work 'em up more.

[passe]

They're working themselves up just fine without my assistance.

[ which really lends some credit to the 'don't do the messy murder thing or pitchforks and torches etc' threat. ]

[loyalpup]

Well ya ain't helpin'!

[passe]

[ he's grinning. it's easy to hear in his tone, but at least he's not laughing in tom's face. ]

I suggest you find your pirate quickly.

[ and then he cuts the feed. ]