(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

[sugarbear]

[ You and Han were his heroes, man. ]

Not the way Security would have it. They want us to abandon all this and go hide under our beds. You gonna fight your own side to stay put?

[enforced]

[It's Han's camera, Casey.]

So which way would you have it? Shoot the pirates or not?

I have no intention of becoming stranded. Most of the people aboard don't seem to have any grasp on what that actually means.

[sugarbear]

[ He blames Han more. It's not your fault that you're from the wrong movie, Ben. ]

No they don't, which is why a vanguard of people guarding the places that matter makes sense. These shuttles are all we got on this murder ship, which is why nobody here wants them waggled in their faces. It's like slathering yourself in honey and walking into a field of hungry bears.

And I'm shooting them. I warned them, if they walk in that door I'll take their damn heads off. Same for Edgeworth. I ain't no non-combat personel just because I haven't got SEC printed on my arm.

[enforced]

Well most of the people aboard aren't. There's nothing more stupid than arming people who don't know how to fight. Someone will end up dead who isn't a pirate.

You and I are both not SEC, but we're both more than capable of a fight. They're not taking any shuttle pieces, any engine pieces, and they're not taking the droids.

[sugarbear]

I'm not telling them not to ask people to hide if they're not cut out to fight. They're safe locked in their rooms, right? Pirates said so. They don't want any trouble. I'm more prepared to take them at their word than some guy who wants to drag people off who disagree with him.

[ Huff. He is not arguing with you Obi-Wan. They both want the same thing. ]

[enforced]

Then we don't disagree. I recommend if you have a problem with the video, you speak to Han. Best of luck with that.

[sugarbear]

Han Solo. [ Muttered under his breath. ] I'll have a word with him, alright. If Carolyn asks, I'll break his nose, childhood hero or not.

[enforced]

Wait until after this mess clears up. I'm told he's a good hand with a blaster.

[sugarbear]

Hah. If he can't aim with a bloody nose, then I don't want him.

[enforced]

I'm just thinking about the complaining, Casey.

[sugarbear]

He's earned it. Wouldn't be surprised if Carolyn does it herself. She's livid.

Think they'd have heard her on the Scylla without the comms.

[enforced]

We could all use a bit of calming down.

[sugarbear]

My calm is well and truly damaged. Got no time to do repairs now.

[suddenlycaptain]

I can hear you.

[sugarbear]

Well, do you want me to do it?

[suddenlycaptain]

... I'll think about it.

[sugarbear]

As you please.

[ So polite, Casey. He's in a good mood because he might get to shoot something... ]