ataraxion | (video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

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[ sounding very amused ] I'm sensing some mixed messages.

Just a bit.

But I suspect yours is going to be the losing proposition in the end.

I'm a padawan.

I'm used to it.

With that attitude, I'm not suprised. What you need is to learn to sell yourself better.

Do you have recommendations?

Instead of "don't engage", try something like "I'm having a party! Free drinks!" in whichever place you think is safest. Positive reinforcement, you see.

Are my messages of "shoot them" not getting through?

Loud and clear. But I do wonder if they aren't worth more alive.

Kill them and steal their stuff, that's the only thing they're good for.

But how can we steal their things if we don't know where they may have hidden them? They are pirates after all. [ And pirates could well mean buried treasure ]

Then beat it out of them before you shoot them. You see the trend, right?