(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

[voice]

[brawled]

It's not your ship, Miles.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Louder:]

We board your ship with guns and threats. And sophistry, apparently. What do you do. Tuck your tail between your legs? Tell us to take whatever we want?

[voice]

[brawled]

You're squatting on a missing government vessel. How are we doing anything you're not doing already?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Squatting? Fine. Use your ship to take us to the nearest space station or inhabited planet. A safe one, please, preferably without any brain operations. Once we're all off, you can return and help yourself to the damn thing. Enjoy all the things you find on it. How does that sound?

[voice]

[brawled]

Sounds like bullshit, Miles. You keep demanding we do things your way and tell you everything you wanna know, but we still haven't gotten the real story from you. I let you near our girl, I'm starting to think this clueless act drops.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Did you see any means by which we would have gotten onto this ship? Any docked shuttles not the Tranquility's own?

[voice]

[brawled]

If you think that means anything-- come on, even you gotta know when to stop.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Really? Come, now - even a sociopathic meathead like yourself has a few brain cells to rub together. If we're squatters, how did we get here?

[voice]

[brawled]

You jettisoned them. You took them apart for scrap. You found this thing docked at a station.

I can keep going.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Does any of that make any sense whatsoever? Why would we do any of that?

[voice]

[brawled]

Because they were shit and this thing was top market once upon a time? Hayes says the tech's fucked all to hell, and I believe my own people over somebody who keeps insulting me like I don't know what he's saying.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

...What is it you all want? Spare parts? Technology?

[voice]

[brawled]

...what the hell else would we want? We'll raid the kitchens, sure, but considering these ones haven't even been touched yet somehow I think it's not gonna be missed too bad.

[ the idea of people having this much food and bitching about them taking some of it kind of pisses fields off, more than the tech. the tech he understands their issues with, even if he doesn't care. ]

[voice] hey edgie

[growling]

[ casually ignoring moralistic debates. ]

Where are you?

[ he asks like he's curious, not trying to actually pin down their location. then he realizes that no, they probably aren't going to just say where they are, so: ]

I mean - more passenger quarters, right? Ones we haven't found yet. Have you noticed anything weird?

[ like scary holes in the floor or murals or monsters?? maybe. ]

[voice]

[brawled]

You mean like the way it's creepy enough I'm starting to consider the ghost stories on and off?

[voice]

[growling]

Yeah, partly I mean that.

Have you heard anything?

[voice]

[brawled]

Been quiet.

[ he's not going to say 'too quiet' but... he thought it, lbr. ]

[voice]

[growling]

Please tell me you're at least starting to get how we're all a little tense after being stuck on this thing for half a year or more.

[voice]

[brawled]

Tense, yeah. The crazy's still messing with my head a little.

[voice]

[growling]

Not just your head.

Watch your back, and I don't mean that as a vague threat.

[ not even pirates deserve awful tranquility deaths, lbr. ]

[voice]

[brawled]

...I'm not saying I believe this bullshit.

[ but if his crew stands a chance of being hurt... ]

Talk to me.

[voice]

[growling]

[ he wasn't really expecting that, but he doesn't hesitate to answer. ]

We've encountered... animals.

[ he's doubtful that's the right word, but he's trying to tone down the crazy. ]

Whoever had this ship last, I think they were doing experiments.

[voice]

[brawled]

...super powers and fangs.

[ that's muttered to himself. ]

You're killing me here, Josh. Experiements? Jesus Christ. You know I gotta call bullshit, you know it.

[ but he's not calling it just yet, it's a freaky ship leave him alone ]

[voice]

[growling]

[ excuse you ]

What did you just say?

[voice] I HATE YOU I WAS EDITING

[brawled]

Just something this kid said to me.