(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

voice;

[enforced]

I'm not a monk, I'm a Jedi.

I'd rather they not steal from us, either, if it helps.

voice;

[passe]

Yes, well; perhaps if you ask them nicely.

[ ignoring the first part. ]

voice;

[enforced]

Yes, that always works.

[DRIEST OF THE DRY]

voice;

[passe]

What will make their deaths worthwhile, in your opinion - defending our goods, our technology? Or is it simply about defending the lives of the passengers in the short term.

voice;

[enforced]

What are you trying to figure out? If I'm the kind of person that you know as a monk, or if I'm different, so you can treat me differently?

voice;

[passe]

Only curious. There's no need to worry, it won't affect the way I treat you.

voice;

[enforced]

How thoughtful.

voice;

[passe]

Would it ease your mind to know that a monk is simply what we call a person of devout faith?

[ ... who wears silly robes. and has no sex. but seriously, he could practically smell the faith on you that one time. ]

You are that, are you not?

voice;

[enforced]

Don't worry about easing my mind.

[JEDI CAN HAVE SEX.

Just ask Quinlan]

voice;

[passe]

[ CAN YES... BUT SHOULD THEY???? ]

If you insist.