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URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT
enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.
1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER
very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER
sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)
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[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]
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whats urgent if that isnt i ask you
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is she in trouble?
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unless this poll is answered there will be trouble of the most direst sort
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so youre familiar with our group?
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do the gossiping girls know about lucrezia borgias lover
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I didn't know she had a lover. I just thought she was just very friendly.
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Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife
you can just say BoLLOCKS if you like
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But I don't think it's any of my business who she loves.
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it is if we are concerned for her
you ARE concerned for her arent you
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Honestly, who even does something like this?
[Very, very sorry for the rentaghosting]
You wouldn't believe the horrendous tattoo I just saw the other day! And here I thought my dunderhead brother topped the chart with inked stupidity, but this one really takes the cake! And the poor bloke videoed for all to see. How awful is that? Awful for him, I guess-- What are you doing?
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Re: [Very, very sorry for the rentaghosting]
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If you mean to spread scurrilous gossip damaging to Lady Lucrezia's reputation, I advise you to stop.
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but i think its you thats spreading gossip
i am only interested in the identity of one particular lover who she herself has TOLD ME to seek
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I told you, you will not find out.
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and a public one too!!!!!!!
Possibly Opposed?
[ WHY OPPOSED. ]
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It isn't! You should see the written out ones, I have fantastic penmanship. Years of practice.
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threadjack like whoa; video;
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video; HEY
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