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enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.

1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER

very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER

sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)

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[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]

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so i cant ask who her boyfriend is... but YOU can ask her who shes kissed

Lover was the term you used. And there's a damned difference between implying that the young lady engages in sexual encounters and you just don't know with whom versus asking her whether you're lying about kissing her.

actually it was the term that SHE used

When she said she didn't have one.

wrong!

Then what did she say?

"o sirius you will never learn the identity of my handsome charming courteous lover"
"yes i will"
"no you wont"
"yes i will"

then it went on like that for a bit

And this isn't a lie.

why would i lie

For amusement? To cover yourself? Why do you usually lie?

first one usually

BUT NO THIS IS NOT A LIE

Well, it's still not appropriate to be trying to find out, even if - as I doubt - this is not a lie.

so your answer to the poll is LUCREZIA BORGIA HAS NO LOVER

Yes, that's right.

WRONG

also thats a speculation on her killer sexlife as well hmm hmm hmmmm perhaps you are one of us after all

I am not one of you; I refused to speculate

Look, just leave her be!

saying she hasnt got a lover is still a speculation
ergo vis a vis you are still one of us

EDGEWORTH YOU DOG!

I am not a dog
You are the dog

harr harr harr
very funny

DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT you are as interested as i am

I am the opposite of interested. Lady Borgia is a woman who ought to have her privacy respected, for indeed she is a lady of modesty and class and ought not be so dragged down by such chattering and gossip; you should be ashamed.

but im not

But you should be

and yet

im not

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text LUCREZIA BORGIA NEED NO LOVER

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text ...you know Edgeworth still doesn't know about Padfoot

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text YEAH WE SHOULD. I'd be staring at you if this were in person.

text i'm imagining the stare & I feel inspired let's do it - also 1/2

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