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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT

enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.

1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER

very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER

sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)

:)

[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]

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Why didn't she just tell you his identity?

define the word TRIAL for me, simonbarry

I know what trial means. But they might have a reason for keeping it secret. We should leave it alone.

sorry we didnt realise we'd given trials to a GIRL
sometimes you must break a few runespore eggs to make a potion as they say

i mean if you werent interested in helping the lady you need only have said

Edited (points, potions.... same diff.....) 2013-04-18 02:36 (UTC)

[Of all the names he's been called, girl is actually one of the nicer ones.]

I'm interested in helping a lady. I'm just not sure you are.

i assure you i am the most interested in ladies
there is nothing i am more interested in
helping them &c., this lady in particular

if you were truly interested you wouldnt be putting up such a fuss youd say OH LET ME DO WHAT I CAN ETERNALLY AT YOUR SERVICE LADY
thats the chivalrous thing to do
instead youre hanging about here splitting hairs

Maybe if I followed her.

[Because stalking is totally chivalrous.]

[....that is veering into the-- questionable territory...]

well
perhaps

in certain situations perhaps you know like seeing who she eats lunch with and things

Do you want to know who she eats lunch with?

[He pauses for thought, but really, how could this go wrong!]

yes
or dinner i suppose they might be more of a dinner couple
more or less who she spends her time with and then we will solve this mystery

in fact that is another task for you simonbarry
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