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[doggedly]

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT


enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.


1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER



very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER

sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)

:)


[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]

Comments

[mansuetus]

Perhaps he is not as sophisticated as he thought.

Or perhaps he is and I am simply much better at him at secrets.

[ either way it's Sirius: 0, Lucrezia: 1. ]

[theshabbiestofmen]

[He laughs.]

He's quite good at keeping them, you know. He kept quite a few of mine at home, for no other reason than the fact he was my friend.

[mansuetus]

He has a good heart, Sirius Black. So much I know of his heart.

[theshabbiestofmen]

He does. He likes to pretend he doesn't, but he's rather soft for girls like you. Ask him for anything; I promise he'll do it for you, just to impress you.

[mansuetus]

I know so much. He magicked cakes for me and wine and if I ask, perhaps he will magick the moon for me, too. But his company pleases me and I will ask for nothing more.