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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT


enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.


1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER



very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER

sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)

:)


[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]

Comments

[wolfinthesnow]

What.

[doggedly]

oh no we are looking for a WHO



do try again!

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[jurisimpudent]

Remove this at once.

[wolfinthesnow]

Why?

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[doggedly]

who is that

[doggedly]

who!

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[jurisimpudent]

This is Miles Edgeworth. Not relevant; take it down before she sees it.

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[doggedly]

OH i thought you were saying REMOVE THIS AT ONCE was her lover and i was extremely interested to know who would name their child a name like that
but im glad thats not the case so i dont get distracted from my mission

[wolfinthesnow]

Why would anyone tell you?

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[doggedly]

also no

[doggedly]

you are extremely bad at this has anyone told you


because i asked & i am offering a reward

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[theshabbiestofmen]

[OH MY GOD, Remus might or might not have shouted when he saw this.]

[wolfinthesnow]

What manner of reward?

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[theshabbiestofmen]

And what are you going to do when you find him, hm? Hex him to death? Or just mope around jealously?

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[jurisimpudent]

This is one of the few times I have precisely zero compunctions about hitting you in the face. I will hit you in the face. Take it down.

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[circumitus]

this isn't 'urgent'.

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[northerner]

[ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON. ]

[northerner]

You've no right to ask such a question.

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[invis]

Why is it so important?

[doggedly]

depends on the information
there are levels of rewards all of them fantastic

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[doggedly]

ooh im sorry we at the BoLLOCKS do not respond to threats

be sweet! say your pleases!

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[doggedly]

did anyone ask you casanova

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[jurisimpudent]

[Oh my god FUCK YOU SIRIUS BLACK he does not say please for ANYONE

except

nice young ladies who don't deserve this. B(]

Please.

[text]

[doggedly]

did you read the bit about life & probably death
whats urgent if that isnt i ask you

[doggedly]

the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS) has EVERY RIGHT


its in our creed