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[doggedly]

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
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enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.


1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER



very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER

sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)

:)


[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]

Comments

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[jurisimpudent]

I'll come and personally show you the steps. This isn't funny, Black. Honor is everything to a woman like her.

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[doggedly]

oh well she told me to do this so there goes THAT theory

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[jurisimpudent]

Black, that lie is beyond audacious.

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[doggedly]

you what! how do you know i am LYING

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[jurisimpudent]

I know because she would never.

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[doggedly]

yes she did we shook hands on it
right after she kissed me

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[jurisimpudent]

Don't be a fool. She didn't kiss you.

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[doggedly]

oh you were there?
why didnt you say hello instead of hiding out

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[jurisimpudent]

I know her character. She wouldn't.

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[doggedly]

would

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[jurisimpudent]

Prove it, then.

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[doggedly]

oh yes and do you mind telling me how i would prove it

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[jurisimpudent]

Have her testify to me that she did so.

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[doggedly]

so i cant ask who her boyfriend is... but YOU can ask her who shes kissed

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[jurisimpudent]

Lover was the term you used. And there's a damned difference between implying that the young lady engages in sexual encounters and you just don't know with whom versus asking her whether you're lying about kissing her.

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[doggedly]

actually it was the term that SHE used

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[jurisimpudent]

When she said she didn't have one.

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[doggedly]

wrong!

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[jurisimpudent]

Then what did she say?

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[doggedly]

"o sirius you will never learn the identity of my handsome charming courteous lover"
"yes i will"
"no you wont"
"yes i will"


then it went on like that for a bit

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[jurisimpudent]

And this isn't a lie.

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[doggedly]

why would i lie

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[jurisimpudent]

For amusement? To cover yourself? Why do you usually lie?

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[doggedly]

first one usually


BUT NO THIS IS NOT A LIE

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[jurisimpudent]

Well, it's still not appropriate to be trying to find out, even if - as I doubt - this is not a lie.