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enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.

1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER

very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER

sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)

:)

[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]

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do you MIND

no i dont mind at all!

can you just give me twenty minut an hour? and then he's all yours just stop texting him back pleasepleaseplease

hang on did i actually guess correctly
is this

why are you even writing to me right now

he started to text you and so i wanted to and it's not like we're in the middle of anything but bad timing is the problem

are you saying im more distracting than you

i'm saying i'm not above taking his communicator away for my own wants and needs right now

oh is that what the kids are calling it these days
wants & needs

do you really want details right now

are you in the habit of giving out details

maybe only if you keep texting us there won't be any details to give!!

OH REALLY well that sounds promising

though its not actually my fault youll want to speak to your own LOVER about this one

i'm taking his communicator and mine and tossing them under your bed

but how will he be able to tell me what happens then

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