very important text + distributed fliers

[doggedly]

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT


enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.


1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER



very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER

sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)

:)


[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]

Comments

[doggedly]

well yes all right friendly
but were talking about "FRIENDLY"
the other sort
the sort with lovers &c

[blasphemous]

I don't have that information.

[doggedly]

but youre friends with her

[blasphemous]

being friends with and being friendly aren't the same
I know her.

[doggedly]

yes but youve said friendly
and shes the sort of friendly where she might say things
things like identities of lovers/clues to lovers and so on

[blasphemous]

we haven't had that discussion

[doggedly]

not even clues

[blasphemous]

sorry. I am sans clues.

[doggedly]

its not fair
EVERYONE is sans clues its like some vast conspiracy

[blasphemous]

I'm not sure how sans clues = conspiracy.
this isn't JFK or aliens

[doggedly]

we are in space you know
so i dunno about your jfks but aliens
very possible


its a conspiracy against me clearly
people withholding information
it goes on all of the time just so things are difficult for me

[blasphemous]

poor thing.
I'm sure you'll be able to deal with all this disappointment

[doggedly]

probably not :(
if no one is going to help they could at least offer comfort

but no one is doing that either :(
it is a hard life

[blasphemous]

do you need someone to pet your hair and bring you a fluffy pillow?

[doggedly]

if i say yes do i actually get those things

[blasphemous]

how fluffy is your expectation of said fluffy pillow?

[doggedly]

as we are in space and fluff is difficult to come by i would accept medium fluffiness
provided the hair petting makes up the difference

[blasphemous]

I'll have you know my hair petting is state certified.

[No... seriously, she worked in a State Psychiatric Ward. She had to calm people down a lot.]

[doggedly]

intriguing
i dont think ive ever heard of a certification in hair petting
and i would have to test this for myself of course cant just take your word for it

[blasphemous]

it's very big in indiana.

[doggedly]

i dont even know where indiana is so i will have to take your word for that bit at least
the actual hair petting can be tested

[blasphemous]

are you still in need of comforting?
are you that distressed?

[doggedly]

yes :(



:( :( :(

[blasphemous]

[Why does she always get the ones that use those damn emoticons!?]

wow it must be serious.

you're expressing yourself in punctuation.

[doggedly]

[EMOTICONS ARE EXCITING okay or they are when you don't regularly get to use them]

i have to
my hands are too weak with sadness to do otherwise
its so serious its sirius


:( :( :( :(
this is as much as i can manage