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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT


enclosed please find this very important poll. the answers are a matter of life & probably death. it is of the utmost importance that everyone answer this poll to the best of their abilities. what may seem to you as gossip is actually IMPORTANT so please take this very very seriously and consider your answers carefully. the answer that results in the best results to this poll will be rewarded handsomely.


1. do you know lucrezia borgia
2. who is lucrezia borgia's LOVER



very simple. thank you for your time & consideration & your help is greatly appreciated. remember there is a REWARD for the revelation of the LOVER

sincerely yrs,
the Band Of Lovely Lovers-possibly-Opposed-to luCrezia's Killer Sexlife (BoLLOCKS)

:)


[physical copies of this message can also be found 1. permanent sticking charm'd to Lucrezia's door 2. folded up as paper aeroplanes and flying around in the air, possibly bumping repeatedly into your head as they try to get your attention. eventually they will fade and fall to the floor and then the roombas can have a grand old time.]

Comments

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i dont know gossiping girl you tell me
is it roundabout
girls do mad things dont they this could be just another mad girl thing (much as i adore her & all she remains, thankfully, a girl)

i mean but for being mad it sort of makes sense
if everyone knows then we hold him to a standard and we say WHY ARE YOU TWO NOT GOING OUT
secrets are no good