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[growling]

PSA on behalf of Josh of "Awkwardly Hug a Josh Day":

If you hug me without permission I will cry bad touching and sick one of our many obnoxious lawyers on you.

Don't do it.

[ 100% ENCRYPTION - AIDAN WAITE ]

You do realize I turn the fake-30th. If I literally bite someone's head off that's on you and your juvenile accomplice, buddy.

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[fraud]

I doubt you're going to get anyone here to represent you who isn't a 100% douche though.

[ mike stop calling all the other lawyers mean, it's petty and doesn't suit you ]

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[growling]

Spoken by an amateur douche.

Do any of you even actually practice on the ship?

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[theheretic]

i didn't pick the date

[ Or have any idea when Josh turns. Is that sad? It's a tribute to how bad they need to be roomies again. ]

[growling]

Awkwardly Hug a Josh Day, though? Seriously?

[ Yes it is slightly sad. Only about as sad as Aidan talking to Tosh about his issues instead of Josh. SOB. also those names....... ]

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[jurisimpudent]

I'd recommend Wright.

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[growling]

How obnoxious is he on a scale from 1 to You?

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[rickon]

you must get hugs it is the rule

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[growling]

I changed my mind, please go get lost in the air ducts.

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[abrahamic]

but mike ross is the only obnoxious lawyer on the ship.

not here;

[fraud]

[ you are still DEAD TO HIM but

dude

really?

really? ]

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[growling]

True, but unfortunately he's not practicing on the ship.

[majestyofthethrone]

You're nice, though. Hopefully no one will touch you without your permission.

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[growling]

Thank you for the vote of confidence, it's appreciated.

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[doggedly]

1. what if it isnt an awkward hug
2. why dont you save time & change your name

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[growling]

1. Unless you are one of 2 people it will be awkward. Possibly even then.
2. Should I change it to Snape?

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[entrapments]

do any of the lawyers even like you enough to help?

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[growling]

I'd like to think at least one or two of them would be professional enough to represent me despite not liking me as a person.

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[constructum]

Do you really need a hug, Josh?

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[growling]

Doesn't everyone? I'll pass on the awkward hugs from strangers, though. They'll just make me feel cheap and used.

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[altercate]

[ derek is an asshole and finds this intensely amusing. whoops. ]

Change your name.

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[growling]

I like to deal with my problems head-on. Once you start running, you never stop.

[ that's a joke so let's just pretend neither of them have spent several years of their life on the run ok ]

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[goldshirt]

I don't think that'll be much of a deterrent.

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[growling]

Actually, I think you're right. They'll just slap their asses and consider it a twofer.

[prodigalbrat]

See, you have a problem.

No law, no lawyers.

[growling]

They might not be practicing, but it doesn't make them any less obnoxious.

And I hear they're working on developing a law code - might want to watch your back.

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[vindicating]

Obnoxious lawyers? Isn't that a bit of a generalization?

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[growling]

I'm sure there are a few non-obnoxious ones in existence, I just have yet to encounter them on the ship.