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[growling]

PSA on behalf of Josh of "Awkwardly Hug a Josh Day":

If you hug me without permission I will cry bad touching and sick one of our many obnoxious lawyers on you.

Don't do it.

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You do realize I turn the fake-30th. If I literally bite someone's head off that's on you and your juvenile accomplice, buddy.

Comments

[entrapments]

it doesn't come naturally?

[growling]

Years of practice.

Clearly I need to amend some of my tactics for space, though. People seem a bit more resilient here.

[entrapments]

it's all the death threats. really cramping your style.

[growling]

Yeah, there's just something about constant horror that really desensitizes people to the classics.

Also, before I forget to ask - next "month" is a clean slate for holidays, right?

[entrapments]

define "clean slate"

[growling]

"Clean slate" as in these holidays will not reappear on it and we will never speak of them again.

[entrapments]

no dice

[growling]

So I might go back on the not being petty thing. I'll be in touch when I think of something appropriately humiliating to volunteer as a holiday.