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[growling]

PSA on behalf of Josh of "Awkwardly Hug a Josh Day":

If you hug me without permission I will cry bad touching and sick one of our many obnoxious lawyers on you.

Don't do it.

[ 100% ENCRYPTION - AIDAN WAITE ]

You do realize I turn the fake-30th. If I literally bite someone's head off that's on you and your juvenile accomplice, buddy.

Comments

[jurisimpudent]

[...hrngh. Like he's going to talk science-fiction with this guy after he's already been made fun of for his sense of humor. Plus he's probably the sort of person who likes Han Solo or something, ergh.]

No lawyer jokes. How are things in medical?

[growling]

[ excuse you them's fightin' words ]

Medical's been good. Space medicine is slightly more exciting than changing sheets and wheeling old people around.

How's your lack of an actual legal office?

[jurisimpudent]

Not grounds for derision.

[growling]

100% derision-free. Weren't you guys working on developing a legal code for the ship?

[jurisimpudent]

We are, yes.

[growling]

How's that going? Any unanimous decisions yet?

[jurisimpudent]

Not as of yet, no.

[growling]

I can't even pretend to be surprised at that news.

I get the impression none of you really went to the same law school.

[jurisimpudent]

I think you're trying to be witty, but none of us did go to the same law school.