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[growling]

PSA on behalf of Josh of "Awkwardly Hug a Josh Day":

If you hug me without permission I will cry bad touching and sick one of our many obnoxious lawyers on you.

Don't do it.

[ 100% ENCRYPTION - AIDAN WAITE ]

You do realize I turn the fake-30th. If I literally bite someone's head off that's on you and your juvenile accomplice, buddy.

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text;

[altercate]

[ probably josh the pack mom it's canon. ]

How should I be taking it.

text;

[growling]

[ no get your dirty tw fanfiction away from him ]

I have no intention of violently tackling people who offer me hugs head-on, if that's what you're implying.

It's kind of hard to tell. Just to clarify, are you being sarcastic? I thought your sense of humor was extinct.

text;

[altercate]

[ smears at all over his face ]

I have a sense of humor.

[ if a font face could sound affronted... ]

text; derek your face

[growling]

[ nO ]

Really? Did you kill someone and steal theirs?

text; right

[altercate]

Yes.
I ripped it out of them.
With my teeth.

[ things that no one but derek finds amusing for 500 alex. ]

text; wow nice icon is that your boyfriend

[growling]

Protip, buddy, maybe go a bit lighter on the physical threat levels when you're attempting funny.

text; no it's ur mom

[altercate]

[ WHATEVER JOSH DEREK WAS LAUGHING. ]

Enjoy your hugs.

text; wow get away from my mom you sicko

[growling]

[ DOES HE KNOW HOW ]

Will do. I'll make sure I send the really good ones your way.