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PSA on behalf of Josh of "Awkwardly Hug a Josh Day":
If you hug me without permission I will cry bad touching and sick one of our many obnoxious lawyers on you.
Don't do it.
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You do realize I turn the fake-30th. If I literally bite someone's head off that's on you and your juvenile accomplice, buddy.
If you hug me without permission I will cry bad touching and sick one of our many obnoxious lawyers on you.
Don't do it.
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You do realize I turn the fake-30th. If I literally bite someone's head off that's on you and your juvenile accomplice, buddy.
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how dare you! how DARE you! how do you know it isnt a real place
its very real
just because youve not heard of it doesnt make it less real
have you heard of kneazels?
wow i lost notifs on this post I'M SORRY feel free to ignore if you have moved on
GIRL PLEASE I will tag forever
but that doesnt make them any less real
they are out there, great hateful yellow eyes & all
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so the same must be the case for everyone
right
only youre wrong
are there dragons where youre from? there are for me!
THE WORLD IS FULL OF IMPOSSIBLE THINGS
its like a whole NEW world
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What are kneazels? And if dragons show up on the ship in a future jump, I'm blaming you.
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kneazles are these angry cat thingers
look a bit like lions
horrible hatred of everything&everyone
bite whatever they can get close to and it HURTS like HELL
& someone said we had a dragon already but i never saw him so i think they were lying
anyway what if it was a baby dragon youd have to be at least a bit pleased to see a baby
just on principle
so when can they meet in person please
And funnily enough, I'm strangely okay with the lack of babies of any kind on board. Where are you from, exactly?
like... now. i just want random encounter logs with every one of your characters ever pls.
i did say baby that means titchy
small
possibly so small its able to travel unseen in corridors
also no one deserves kneazle bites just so you know
& i am from dangerous dragon infested England
full of animal bites strange & rare
thanks for asking
oK
And England, really? I never would have guessed. [ just kidding he would have HE REMEMBERS YOUR TERRIBLE ACCENT ]
What year? Who's PM?
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no england reallys here
dont get snotty with me cos you asked a stupid question
[erm but PM. that's...]
the year is 1976 and we are between PMs
why do you ask
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No reason, I just enjoy comparing universal realities.
How do you not know who your own PM is?
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so eventually i will know but for now NO ONE KNOWS
incumbents and outcombents and all you know election season &c &c
its likely that my reality is different anyways right so it hardly matters
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Okay, yes, obviously, outcombents, why I didn't I think of that.
And it is likely, but you might be surprised at how similar a lot of them are despite the big differences like kneazles and dragons.
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so what do you have
no kneazles
no dragons
sounds booooooooring
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Vampires, werewolves and ghosts are a thing, but I'm guessing there's more I'm just not aware of.
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witches?
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i thought priests & things did exorcisms
witches only have magic
what about wizards do you have any of them?
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Maybe our witches dabble in exorcisms. And not that I'm having a serious discussion about this, but I think exorcism would fit into some bizarre subcategory of magic.
Aren't wizards just male witches?