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[growling]

PSA on behalf of Josh of "Awkwardly Hug a Josh Day":

If you hug me without permission I will cry bad touching and sick one of our many obnoxious lawyers on you.

Don't do it.

[ 100% ENCRYPTION - AIDAN WAITE ]

You do realize I turn the fake-30th. If I literally bite someone's head off that's on you and your juvenile accomplice, buddy.

Comments

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[abrahamic]

boo.
but okay, one awkward josh hug is in your future. :)
you should start smelling like a camper anyway, it's about time.

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[growling]

[ There's not even a proper response to the smelling comment, so he just makes a face at the comms device and gives up. You win this round, Isaac. ]