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[growling]

PSA on behalf of Josh of "Awkwardly Hug a Josh Day":

If you hug me without permission I will cry bad touching and sick one of our many obnoxious lawyers on you.

Don't do it.

[ 100% ENCRYPTION - AIDAN WAITE ]

You do realize I turn the fake-30th. If I literally bite someone's head off that's on you and your juvenile accomplice, buddy.

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oK

[growling]

I'm sure some people deserve kneazle bites.

And England, really? I never would have guessed. [ just kidding he would have HE REMEMBERS YOUR TERRIBLE ACCENT ]

What year? Who's PM?

[doggedly]

no just regular england
no england reallys here
dont get snotty with me cos you asked a stupid question

[erm but PM. that's...]

the year is 1976 and we are between PMs
why do you ask

[growling]

[ Josh would like to be annoyed at the snotty comment, but he's mostly annoyed at the fact that yes, he did ask a stupid question. The fact that Sirius is right makes it extra annoying, naturally. ]

No reason, I just enjoy comparing universal realities.

How do you not know who your own PM is?

[doggedly]

we're BETWEEN them as i said
so eventually i will know but for now NO ONE KNOWS
incumbents and outcombents and all you know election season &c &c

its likely that my reality is different anyways right so it hardly matters

[growling]

[ sirius do you have your own special dictionary ]

Okay, yes, obviously, outcombents, why I didn't I think of that.

And it is likely, but you might be surprised at how similar a lot of them are despite the big differences like kneazles and dragons.

[doggedly]

[THIS IS HOW MUGGLES TALK okay outcombents. it's a thing. look it up.]

so what do you have
no kneazles
no dragons
sounds booooooooring

[growling]

It's probably more exciting than you'd think. [ MORE THAN JOSH WOULD LIKE that's for sure ]

Vampires, werewolves and ghosts are a thing, but I'm guessing there's more I'm just not aware of.

[doggedly]

[oh this is a bit of a surprise.]

witches?

[growling]

Are they the ones who do exorcisms? If the answer's yes, then maybe? I haven't really met any.

[doggedly]

no hang on i thought mug


i thought priests & things did exorcisms
witches only have magic
what about wizards do you have any of them?

[growling]

[ excuse you what about mugs ]

Maybe our witches dabble in exorcisms. And not that I'm having a serious discussion about this, but I think exorcism would fit into some bizarre subcategory of magic.

Aren't wizards just male witches?