[The feed cuts on to reveal a smiling redhead who looks a wee bit too happy given the situation.]So I gotta say, for a bunch of folks who've been kidnapped and are stuck on a creepy alien spaceship
[her grin grows a little here here because seriously this is too freaking cool and why do the rest of you not see this?!?] you all are pretty organized. At first when I showed up I figured I'd probably spend the rest of, well, ever trying to figure out where I was and what was going on…
[A pause and she bites at her lower lip before looking a touch sheepish.]Actually, that's not entirely true.
First I figured that the Winchesters were somehow responsible because, well,
Winchesters... and come on, let's face it. Hanging with those guys is like playing a really creepy game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. With monsters. And likely death.
[The obviously fake smile is back.] But
then I did a little digging and what do you know? Handy-dandy 411 posts, at your service!
[A beat, as she draws a breath. She's still grinning brightly.] Really, you all, super impressed here. Still kinda freaked out, pretty concerned my life's reached a point where all of this doesn't make me question my sanity and... Oh! I'm Charlie, bee tee dubs. Charlie Bradbury. For the record. Looking forward to chatting with you all!
[The video feed cuts off then immediately flickers back on. This time, the feed is locked like whoa to Dean and Sam Winchester. Charlie's bright, perky, totally fake smile has been replaced with an authentic grin and the slight arching of an eyebrow. She gives a little wave.]Miss me, bitches?