Text; another poll

[alsohawkeye]

Hey everyone.

I'm sure some sort of demographics survey has been done in the past but I haven't seen one since I've been here and I'm curious. I've tried to keep it pretty basic. I know people are touchy about their privacy, and I know some aren't cool with being asked about special abilities/skills/powers/whatever, so obviously skip questions if you want to, no hard feelings. I'd rather just get name/age/planet than nothing at all, you know? Not like I'm going to hunt you down and force you to fill it out. But if you're willing to be more complete that'd be awesome and if there's something you think is important that I didn't include a field for, let me know.

Maybe there's a pattern here somewhere, maybe there's not, but at the very least it might be interesting or provide some useful data for department recruitment or something. Maybe you'll find some friends, whatever.

Thanks!

<font face=courier><b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> (if physical age =/= years lived please indicate? if you feel like it, whatever i can't make you) <b>Species?:</b> <b>Place of birth:</b> planet/country/kingdom, whatever <b>Place you were just pre-TQ:</b> <b>Date of the last moment you remember pre-TQ:</b> <b>Last thing you remember:</b> <b>Occupation pre-TQ:</b> <b>Special abilities:</b> <b>Relationship status:</b>

UPDATE: On request from several of our fellow passengers, I'm adding a 'relationship status' field. You're all welcome. Feel free to edit/update your entries accordingly if you want to.

(ooc: feel free to treat this as threadjack city as far as I'm concerned. if you squint it's kind of almost like an ic cr meme?)

Comments

[doggedly]

PS: take a picture of your hair remus the author of the survey wants to see it



its for science

[fullmoon]

No.

[unmakes]

be nice, his hair's fine

i mean, i wouldn't want it but





okay yeah we should do something about his hair

[fullmoon]

& destroy the gnomes' habitat?

[unmakes]

wait, so are gnomes good or bad?

[fullmoon]

I'm sure some gnomes are better or worse than others but I imagine most only want to dig their burrows & raise their oddly-shaped offspring in peace.

[doggedly]

please dont tell me youre purposefully cultivating slightly weird hair just for the sake of gnomes


dont be a martyr r. j. lupin

[fullmoon]

Well I'm not going to turn them out now they're settled. What sort of monster do you think I am?

[ Har har. ]

[doggedly]

my very favourite sort
hideously kind to all creatures
even hair gnomes

[doggedly]

but what would we do
where to begin

[unmakes]

mayonnaise


or is that just lice

[doggedly]

what

[unmakes]

you like
put mayo in someone's hair and it gets rid of lice
like it suffocates them or something idek

[doggedly]

yeah but then theyve got mayonnaise in their hair

[unmakes]

it washes out

[doggedly]

youre still sitting around with mayonnaise in your hair
i mean yes might get rid of lice

but attracts 100000+ mayonnaise loving insects in the meantime

[fullmoon]

I know jinxes that will make you break out in boils or remove all of your fingers. Fair warning.

[unmakes]

Been there, done that.

[fullmoon]

You've a remarkable number of fingers left.

[unmakes]

i got better.