Text; another poll

[alsohawkeye]

Hey everyone.

I'm sure some sort of demographics survey has been done in the past but I haven't seen one since I've been here and I'm curious. I've tried to keep it pretty basic. I know people are touchy about their privacy, and I know some aren't cool with being asked about special abilities/skills/powers/whatever, so obviously skip questions if you want to, no hard feelings. I'd rather just get name/age/planet than nothing at all, you know? Not like I'm going to hunt you down and force you to fill it out. But if you're willing to be more complete that'd be awesome and if there's something you think is important that I didn't include a field for, let me know.

Maybe there's a pattern here somewhere, maybe there's not, but at the very least it might be interesting or provide some useful data for department recruitment or something. Maybe you'll find some friends, whatever.

Thanks!

<font face=courier><b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> (if physical age =/= years lived please indicate? if you feel like it, whatever i can't make you) <b>Species?:</b> <b>Place of birth:</b> planet/country/kingdom, whatever <b>Place you were just pre-TQ:</b> <b>Date of the last moment you remember pre-TQ:</b> <b>Last thing you remember:</b> <b>Occupation pre-TQ:</b> <b>Special abilities:</b> <b>Relationship status:</b>

UPDATE: On request from several of our fellow passengers, I'm adding a 'relationship status' field. You're all welcome. Feel free to edit/update your entries accordingly if you want to.

(ooc: feel free to treat this as threadjack city as far as I'm concerned. if you squint it's kind of almost like an ic cr meme?)

Comments

[alsohawkeye]

If he wants to express his feelings he can take up painting or compose some angry emo songs about her or something that doesn't involve airing whatever break-up grievance this is here.

[axeyou]

You think this is a break-up grievance. That's cute.

What's your name?

[alsohawkeye]

My name is Kate Bishop, it says so at the top of the post. I probably don't care what it is. If it's a real problem that's actually important or dangerous he can explain what it is, and if it's not then he can take it somewhere else instead of "expressing his feelings" in a totally unrelated post like a bratty child. Are you his mom?

[axeyou]

Are you her girlfriend?

If you don't care what it is, then why don't you stay out of it. Oh, wait, because you can't help yourself. You think he's being mean to her and you're going to help. It's nice that you've got such a big beautiful bleeding heart, Kate, but everyone here can take care of themselves. So why don't you shut up.

[alsohawkeye]

If you didn't want people commenting on your drama you shouldn't have put it out in public. So go take care of yourselves somewhere else instead of throwing your shit around on a totally unrelated post.

[axeyou]

So you are her girlfriend. She's engaged, you know.

You asked for answers, you're going to get answers, Kate.

[alsohawkeye]

Oh no my heart is broken what will I do

If she's actually lying and either of you want to explain like useful adults that's fine, but I asked for answers not vague and petty bullshit from a guy who clearly has a grudge and whatever you are.

[axeyou]

Me? I'm their friend. And maybe you should write better surveys if you want better answers. We're used to answering questions, we sometimes answer without thinking.

[alsohawkeye]

I get the feeling you do a lot of things without thinking. Next time I'll make sure to structure it so it can be answered without higher brain functions.

[axeyou]

Good one.

I'll smash your head in. Then we'll see about higher brain functions. Don't worry, I've thought about it very carefully.

[alsohawkeye]

Seriously? Fine. I'm in the gym every morning and evening, anytime you want to back that up.

[axeyou]

Then let's do it. Tomorrow morning.

[alsohawkeye]

27th floor at 0800. I'm sure we'll recognize each other.

[axeyou]

Yeah, you'll be the bitch with the split skull. No, wait, that's after the fight.

See you tomorrow, Kate Bishop.