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[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

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[testgasm]

[NO

...MAYBE A LITTLE]

Haha, ohhh that is...that is almost adorable. I tell you, I hear this stuff from humans all the time but it never stops being funny. Amazing, really.

Doing just fine, thanks. Figured it all out. [Had a fight with his jumpsuit and lost, took like an entire half day to learn how to stop drooling...] Except...for...the typing thing, obviously. It's a work in progress.

[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

Who said I was human?

Seriously man, monkeys can use tools, this isn't like new shit or anything. And huh, so I guess they told you about the malignalitaloptereosis, right? And what happens when it's time for synaptic seepage?

[testgasm]

You, uh. You didn't, actually, but, you know. Assuming, based on your apparent familiarity with fingers.

[Oh god what are those what is going to happen to him]

Uhhh. Yes. Yes I do.

[voice]

[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

Assuming makes an ass out of you and me, bro, we are in the deep together now. Could be I'm just a way smarter robot than you.

[this is payback for all that wailing earlier!!!]

Cool, so just don't forget to put all the drained fluids from your prolapses in the designated area. And if you start feeling the early symptoms just make a run for it.

[testgasm]

Yeah, doubt it. Don't know any self-respecting robots who think humans are actually smarter, that's ridiculous.

[DAVE NO DAVE WHY]

Auuughhnngh why does everything have to involve fluids!?