ataraxion | 001

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This is very serious. My friend thinks you are a mass murderer who has nearly killed us.
I don't think so. Please help me help you.

[a long pause]

Edited 2011-12-10 07:13 (UTC)

[ John seriously could not read this in Moriarty's voice, especially the 'dude' bit. The second text confirms this - he believes it. ]

You don't know the half of it. 

Sorry for the misunderstanding. We are all shaken up from the transfer.
Do you come with a name too?

You're too young for me.
Might be able to set you up with Sherlock. Occasionally he acts 12.

He's usually not homicidal. JM is a special exception, for both of us.

I hope you're being facetious.