[personal profile] tenyeargambit 2011-12-09 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you? Could you give me directions about this ship, then? If you've found my bed, miss, then I assume you know this place better than I do.

[personal profile] tenyeargambit 2011-12-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be along eventually. Don't you worry...would it be completely inappropriate if I called you Tentacle? I'm not sure if we're on a first name basis, but miss just seems so formal.

[personal profile] tenyeargambit 2011-12-11 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm Clive. I'd say that it was pleasure to meet you but I think we all would rather not be aboard some spaceship heading to an unknown destination. Even if said spaceship has a vibrant and diverse non-human population with tentacle monsters such as yourself. [Not that he necessarily thinks that Dave is one, just...dude, looking at the coms for five minutes is like lolwat. Mind is blown.]