Obi-Wan Kenobi
02 August 2013 @ 10:49 am
 
For those who noticed the incident that triggered the watering system in the garden a few hours ago, I'd like to assure you that it wasn't a ship error or an act of random vandalism, and it wasn't anything to be concerned about. It was an accident and it won't happen again.

[a pause. okay, anakin, your turn to speak. explain the accident]

There was a slight…malfunction while we were testing the repairbikes.

[okay, so perhaps it's more like "they were being idiots and pushed the bikes too hard and managed to hit a tree" but shh.

also, guess who isn't impressed about having to make this post in the first place? damn future masters.]


The rain managed to put out the fire before it spread, but- Look, it wasn't our fault. We fixed them perfectly, but then the controls froze up and it either this or let them fly about and possibly kill someone. At least this way it's just a few trees that got hit.

[because that means they made the right choice, doesn't it? he just glances back across at obi-wan now, leaving him to finish this up. there's a reason the other jedi usually takes the lead in discussions instead of him.]

Either way, we accept full responsibility for our actions, and apologize if we startled or frightened anyone.


[ooc: Blue is Obi-Wan, this refers to this!]
 
 
Nathan Petrelli
02 August 2013 @ 03:22 pm
"Wherefore also I will dare that contest, monstrous as it is, though it be my doom to die. For nothing will fall upon men more dread than dire necessity, which indeed constrained me to come hither at a King's command."

[ Then there's an audio attachment. Nathan has been keeping notes. This comes straight out of them, recorded weeks ago, as honest as the day he made the recording. Each time he speaks about other recordings, there's a file amended into the audio, straight out of the archives. ]
AUDIO ATTACHMENT )

[ Nathan appears at last on the video. He's wearing the better of his two suits: that is to say, the one with the grayed white shirt and the patch on the breast pocket, rather than the one with greasy sleeves, worn ragged from overuse. The scarlet tie helps him to look almost presentable. ]

The number of people on this ship who remember all of this is becoming smaller than ever. There's hardly any of us left on that list, not including Ward and Resnik, and I bring it up not because I'm preoccupied with being on it, but because it's an indicator to the experience and insight that we've lost. To many of you, Smiley is just a cautionary tale, and Ward is some criminal you saw on the network one time. It's difficult to fathom a time when we could have been working side by side with them.

In my last post, I made a poor effort at convincing you that your time on this ship needs to be taken seriously, or that I was anything more than hot air. I realised keeping my theories close to my chest isn't gonna help anyone; and here's the thing: I run the risk of being wrong. I don't think that's enough reason to stay quiet any more. Now it's done, I don't gotta sit on it arguing with myself over whether it's worth saying.

I'll be speaking to the ship again about other matters after the jump. For now, you're welcome to point out how I'm crazy, otherwise, straight up discussion is always a possibility.
 
 
SSɢᴛ Jᴏʜɴ "Rᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ" Gʀɪᴍᴍ
02 August 2013 @ 04:01 pm
This is just a reminder that fire in an enclosed area like a spaceship is bad and eats up all the oxygen. Luckily the past two were put out quickly. Use caution and don't set any yourself on purpose. If there are any more large ones or anything you can't put out quickly by yourself, let Security know.
 
 
ᴘᴏᴘᴘʏ ᴄʜᴀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ | 027 ❱ 139
02 August 2013 @ 06:51 pm
[Click. Oh, look. Some of you might recognize this face, even if it's on the wrong person. But never mind that Irene, Poppy has decided long ago that she's little more than an impostor.]

Right. Good evening, passengers. My name is Poppy Chadwick - I'm a reporter of sorts back home, and there's a question I'd like to ask you all so I can get a little more familiarized with the nature of our current... crew.

[The pause is deliberate, but not exactly suspenseful.]

Where I come from - I don't mean just London, I mean my world - there exist several humans who were born with super powers, most of which serve the community as superheroes. [Poppy is one of them! But she isn't going to spoil that for you yet. There's an issue called secret identity, and she's trying to figure out how she's going to work around that, if at all.] Is there such a thing where you come from? It's hard to imagine a world without them, but I've come across several kinds of people I wouldn't have imagined having in it, either, so. There we have it.

I thank you for your time in advance.
 
 
Marty Mikalski
02 August 2013 @ 09:16 pm


IS THE WEED SAFE??

I'LL PROTECT THE WEED






BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE IF IT BURNS WE CAN STILL GET SOME USE OUT OF IT

whyY IS SO MUCH ON FIRE LATELY FUCKIN VELOCIRAPTOR SCREECH






no offense to ianto's dino just seemed like a good set of panic words




should i help i can get a bucket or smthing





[i am severely high rn]