text. oxygen gardens no i'll save you

[foolproofed]

IS THE WEED SAFE??

I'LL PROTECT THE WEED






BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE IF IT BURNS WE CAN STILL GET SOME USE OUT OF IT

whyY IS SO MUCH ON FIRE LATELY FUCKIN VELOCIRAPTOR SCREECH






no offense to ianto's dino just seemed like a good set of panic words



should i help i can get a bucket or smthing




[i am severely high rn]

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[picnmix]

[ wow nathan's kind of impressed well done ]

are you sure you havent already smoked it all

o right text

[picnmix]

you better not have fucking smoked it all

text

[foolproofed]

I AM 73.5% SURE I HAVE NOT SMOKED ALL OF IT

because i'm 77.3456% sure i am formulating correct words and spelling on a small intricate sci-fi phone








Holy fuck though my fingers are seriously long

[chuffle]

I'm pretty sure the fire is out, Cheech.

[foolproofed]

really?



that was quick good work, team.




BUT STILL we had 2 fires back to back, it's like a fucking fire revolution

there could be a third one or the fire might be a stubborn dick and call for a re-match.

[chuffle]

You could wear a water suit.

[Seriously she loves fucking with kids who are high it is funny as shit]

[endeavors]

Are you sure you need more?

[foolproofed]

Definitely not saying I need more, but if I gotta, I'm willing.

'Specially if the whole ship fills with the sultry fumes of weed.

[maybe the manticores will get stoned and everything will be rainbows]

[endeavors]

Well, you... let me know if you manage to salvage anything.

[not that he wants it.

or anything.]

text;

[swedge]

you doing alright there kiddo?

[ a.k.a. this is the best ting jo has seen in a really long time a+ ]

text;

[foolproofed]

other than the fact that i can't tell if my nose is the same size i remember it being, i'm doing pretty good

text;

[longestnose]

Weed?

[He needs some, but not if it will make him act like this.]

text;

[foolproofed]

weed, my friend, weed


.... I may have smoked a wee too much during my mixing tests

voice

[okayokay]

You're seriously growing drugs on the ship?

voice

[foolproofed]

Who me? Naaaah, no, it's someone else. But weed's just weed!

It's even totally legal for some people on board.

...

If you're above the age limit.

[YOU SOUND YOUNG, CHILD]

Voice

[atent_dead]

[Damn if she's figuring out this keyboard]

I can't even begin on what's wrong with yer priorities.

Voice

[foolproofed]

My priorities have been bonked since, like, the fifth grade.

voice;

[handelaar]

Should burn the weed.

Re: voice;

[foolproofed]

YEAH -




Wait what?

text

[soyed]

There are dinosaurs here now?

text

[foolproofed]

DUDE where have you been, there's been a dino in the gardens since like

fuck

forever

idk how long i've been here, I tihnk it's been a whiiiile. Time is fucked here.

[lastisocorn]

[SO CONFUSED.]

Why would you want to protect weeds?

[foolproofed]

These aren't just any weeds, my dear, they're the smoke-able kind.

...


You've never heard of marijuana before?

voice; SUPER LATE deal with it

[sweetmotherofgod]

Weed's gonna be fine, Mikalski, all the damn sprinklers went off. But you know what, I am hereby giving you an emergency deputization into Agricultural. Get your ass down here and make sure it's getting the love and attention it needs.

[She's fucking serious. There's a chance somebody might try to use the confusion to clean it out and while that'd probably make Netherlands very happy, the last thing they need is a fight erupting over the ship's recreational drug supply.]

voice; cries and accepts this

[foolproofed]

Aw, man, soggy weed.

[like soggy cheerios]

Are you giving me security watch on the greens? Because foxy freckles, you have my bong; I won't let you down.

Unless I pass out from how utterly high I am right now. Let's be real, I can barely tell which foot is the left one right now.