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[jurisimpudent]

As pointed out in a recent transmission, there are some individuals here who resemble one another. There are others whose worlds are similar to others', while others still have worlds that differ radically.

The following is a survey designed to attempt to determine whose worlds are most similar to whose. As a full disclaimer, I am not a trained sociologist/demographist, nor do I claim to be. My credentials extend no further than merely dabbling in disciplines related to those and having studied the science of writing the census briefly when I was younger. Nevertheless, I believe this may be a useful diagnostic tool.

I would encourage everyone who sees this to take a look at others' responses. If you see something familiar, please discuss with the other individual what that similarity is; from there, please try to determine just how similar/different your worlds are.

This is completely optional.



1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Profession:

4. What is the current year?
5. What you call your homeworld:
6. What you call your home country and city:
7. What you call your species:
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?:
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?:
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?:
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?:
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?:
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?:

14. Name some significant works of literature:
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade:
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?:
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?:
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?:
19. The leader of your country is:
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history:
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history:
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history:

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. Agree/disagree
23. I trust my government. Agree/disagree
24. Freedom is more important than security. Agree/disagree
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Agree/disagree
26. I wish to return home. Agree/disagree
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Agree/disagree

Thank you for your time.

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[tumbleweeds]

1. Name: Jaye
2. Age: 27
3. Profession: bodyguard/personal assistant

4. What is the current year? 2012
5. What you call your homeworld: earth
6. What you call your home country and city: detroit, michigan, usa
7. What you call your species: human
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: gods + other shit that isn't gods like angels and demons and furies and shit
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: fuck if i know
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: we went to the moon?
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: fuck if i know
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: only some
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: i can do that thing with my tongue

14. Name some significant works of literature: idk
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: idk
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: sex and fighting
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: idk
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: idk
19. The leader of your country is: obama
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: idk
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: idk
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: idk

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. i don't trust shit
23. I trust my government. are you fucking kidding?
24. Freedom is more important than security. yup
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. nah
26. I wish to return home. yeah i got shit to do
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. how about i deserve a voice if everyone is being fucking stupid, how about that

And now voice!

[jurisimpudent]

Forgive me, Ms. Jaye, but are you honestly saying you cannot identify a single work of literature?

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[stimulations]

Well, this looks exceedingly long and tedious.

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[jurisimpudent]

[Edgeworth peers peevishly at Josias through the screen.]

I cut it down from over a hundred questions, I'll have you know. Answering this will take no more than five minutes.

[voice]

[megamind]

Yeah, that last question isn't leading at all.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Answer as you see fit. This is a survey - not a poll, and certainly not a ballot.

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[leaps]

1. Name: lt. hikaru sulu
2. Age: 21
3. Profession: helmsman of the uss enterprise

4. What is the current year? 2258
5. What you call your homeworld: earth
6. What you call your home country and city: san francisco, united states.
7. What you call your species: human.
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: t
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: yes
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: yes
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: ask spock.
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: no
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: no

14. Name some significant works of literature: ask commander spock
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: ask commander spock
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: sparring, flying, working in engineering.
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: ask commander spock
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: ask commander spock
19. The leader of your country is: ask commander spock
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: ask commander spock
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: ask commander spock
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: ask commander spock

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. yes
23. I trust my government. yes
24. Freedom is more important than security. yes
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. it's not that bad, but i don't think kidnapping is ever good.
26. I wish to return home. agree.
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. i have a voice.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Lieutenant Sulu, may I inquire - do you not know anything about the history of Earth?

voice.

[shoyu]

I get the feeling you are expecting certain answers with those last few questions, sir?

voice.

[jurisimpudent]

Of course I am; certain answers are considerably more likely than others, particularly for questions such as those. I am going to see if my expectations are valid.

Text; this probably took him a few hours whoa

[walksonrooftops]

1. Name: Asato
2. Age: 20
3. Profession: If Tranquility Security counts, then that.

4. What is the current year? I don't know
5. What you call your homeworld: The world, I think
6. What you call your home country and city: The country is Sisa, the village is Kira
7. What you call your species: Ribika
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: Devils, but maybe that's just legend.
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: I don't know what that is.
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: No.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: Yes.
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: Yes.
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: No.

14. Name some significant works of literature: I don't know.
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: We haven't invented anything, I think.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Sleeping. Hunting.
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: I heard there's a lord in Ransen. But I don't know which one was the greatest.
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: Does the gods killing Two Cane count as a war?
19. The leader of your country is: The feudal lord of Ransen.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: I don't know.
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Somari the Traveler?
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: I don't know what that is.

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. I think both are important, aren't they?
23. I trust my government. Agree.
24. Freedom is more important than security. Disagree, I think.
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Disagree.
26. I wish to return home. I don't really know.
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. I'd like to have one, but I don't know about "deserve".

[text!]

[jurisimpudent]

A "statesman" is a leader/politician.

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[swagneto]

Why.

[ I mean you already gave a reason, but come on. Be more specific Edgeworth. ]

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[jurisimpudent]

Did you read my statement at the beginning before skipping down to the survey? I explain some of my reasoning there.

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[excessivehubris]

A rather interesting proposal, Mr. Edgeworth. Might I inquire as to where you see this information fitting into the grand scheme of things?

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[jurisimpudent]

Surely you understand why it is important to comprehend the similarities and differences amongst us.

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[allucinator]

aw jesus christ this is so damn LONG

i started but TOO LONGGGGG

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[jurisimpudent]

It is not. There are fewer than thirty questions, and each question should take no more than fifteen seconds to complete.

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[whatatoolhewas]

1. Name: Jeff Moreau
2. Age: 27
3. Profession: Pilot

4. What is the current year? 2185
5. What you call your homeworld: Earth.
6. What you call your home country and city: I'm American if that's what you're getting at.
7. What you call your species: Human
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: Yes. And I'm seriously not going to list all the sentient species because I know I'm going to forget one.
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: Yes.
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: Yes.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: Not until now
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: Definitely.
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: I am only the best goddamn pilot you will ever see.

14. Name some significant works of literature: Blasto: The First Hanar Specter
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: How about the resurrection of the dead. That cost billions of credit, but hey, that was pretty cutting edge. I could list off a bunch of ship stuff, but I doubt you're going to get it.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Reading. Video games. Working on shuttles.
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: Commander Shepard.
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: The one we're fighting right now. At home. Would be nice to get back to that, seeing as the fate of the universe and all organic life is riding on it and all.
19. The leader of your country is: From what I get, back home, Admiral Anderson is humanity's leader right now...mostly because humanity's been blown to shit and back.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: Not a nerd. Well, not that kind of nerd.
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Blasto.
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: Are you serious about this?

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. Magic is fake.
23. I trust my government. Is this comedy?
24. Freedom is more important than security. Come back when I'm not in the middle of the war and ask that.
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Not the worst. But it's getting there.
26. I wish to return home. If anyone puts disagree here they're lying.
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Ditto for here.

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[jurisimpudent]

I would like to clarify that I was not joking on any of those questions, as I do not joke. Would you like to revise any of your answers?

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[hisfinestact]

I'm certain one of the Starks or Lady Stone or Lord Baelish will come along eventually to provide you with a set of answers on behalf of my homeworld. But for what it's worth, you can leave me out of the decision-making around here. I've had my fill of politics.

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[jurisimpudent]

[Edgeworth raises one eyebrow very slightly.]

And you are?

anon text; i'm sorry

[target]

1. Name: james bond
2. Age: depends on how i feel that year
3. Profession: if i told you, i'd have to kill you

4. What is the current year? 2008
5. What you call your homeworld: earth
6. What you call your home country and city: england. london
7. What you call your species: human
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: maybe
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: who knows
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: yep
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: yep. but they like to call it a reboot
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: you could say that
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: it's been said before

14. Name some significant works of literature: casino royale. live and let die
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: ask q
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: ask any of the women around here. if they don't know yet, wait a week
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: m
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: connery vs. moore
19. The leader of your country is: some old woman who calls herself the queen
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: dr no. too bad he was evil :(
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: jaws. you should've heard him after a few drinks
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: fleming. the guy rules the world

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. copperfield is a dick
23. I trust my government. when i'm drunk
24. Freedom is more important than security. wouldn't be any good at my job if i believed that
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. this week maybe
26. I wish to return home. wishes don't change a thing
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. sure

trolling means never having to say "i'm sorry." text.

[jurisimpudent]

Mr. Bond, please take this seriously.

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[tofindthesun]

interesting.

1. legolas.
2. about 650 i suppose.
3. member of the fellowship of the ring. warrior.

4. year 3019 of the third age.
5. arda. middle-earth.
6. forest of mirkwood.
7. wood-elves of mirkwood.
8. there are many. men, hobbits, and dwarves are common. there are also wizards, ainur, rodyn, ents, orcs, eagles, and dragons.

14. the history of mirkwood, all editions.
18. the last alliance of elves and man.
19. elvenking thranduil. but it is not a country.

22. i know only magic.
23. i do not think it a government, but i trust in my king with my life.
24. i do not think one can be without the other.
25. hardly.
26. of course.
27. i would like it.

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[jurisimpudent]

You meant to write "650"? That was not a typo?

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[tarheel]

1. Name: chapel
2. Age: 27
3. Profession: physicist (molecular nanotechnology)

4. What is the current year? 2011
5. What you call your homeworld: earth
6. What you call your home country and city: bumfuck nowhere, north carolina, usa (but i live in boston, massachusetts, usa)
7. What you call your species: puny humans
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: are we counting dolphins?
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: not that we know of.
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: not technically. moon yes, other planets no.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: no.
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: no.
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: no.

14. Name some significant works of literature: the entirety of shakespeare, harry potter, action comics #1, the great gatsby
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: for nanoscale engineers: photonic-crystal heat-conversion microreactors (they're like little teeny superefficient batteries); for normal people: the honda clarity, aka a mass-produced car that runs on hydrogen.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: at home or on the ship?
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: that is a really broad question.
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: in terms of sheer numbers of dead people, wwii
19. The leader of your country is: the president.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: newton, kepler, tycho brahe, galileo, averroes, alhazen, darwin, descartes, bernoulli, tesla, faraday, einstein, marie curie, schrodinger, turing, watson&crick&rosalind franklin, satyendra bose, carl sagan, bill nye, etc. i can keep going?
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: aristotle, stan lee, lennon&mccartney
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: washington, lincoln, both the roosevelts

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. agree.
23. I trust my government. i plead the fifth.
24. Freedom is more important than security. i plead the fifth again.
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. nah, the ship itself is cool. what's actually ON the ship is pretty high on the list of "terrible things that have happened to me", though.
26. I wish to return home. has anyone actually disagreed with this one yet?
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. very subtle.

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[jurisimpudent]

No; no one has disagreed with 26 as of yet. I have, however, spoken with certain people who have described deeply unpleasant situations back home, so I do not expect that to stay consistent.

I believe from the data collected here, your world is not altogether like mine. When did scientists begin development of hydrogen-powered cars?

Also: Nothing is intended to be "subtle" about #27. The purpose of it is determining whether people believe they have a right to representation or whether they shy away from the word "deserve."

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[searbh]

[Avari is using a screen reader, and answering the questions after it finishes droning them out. Her voice itself is rough around the edges, and her tone is idle. Probably bored.]

1. Name: Avari
2. Age: Ain't none of your business what my age is, now is it, you nance?
3. Profession: Smithy.

4. What is the current year? Depends on what kingdom you're in, don't it? Don't keep track of human rulers, and I wasn't in human lands, so I wouldn't know.
5. What you call your homeworld: ...Prime material.
6. What you call your home country and city: Kazneathel. Much good it'll do you, place was overrun and torched nigh on 250 years ago. Don't rightly recall the name of the closest city, wasn't born in no city neither.
7. What you call your species: Translates to wood elf.
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: Aye, if you can call humans sentient, I suppose. Dwarves and gnomes, and whatnot, too. I ain't listing 'em all.
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: Extraterrawhatnow?
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: You mean plane, do you? Plenty have walked the planes, sure. ...Well, not plenty, but a fair bit more than you'd think.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: ...You repeating yourself on this one, eh?
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: Sure there are. Ain't no one's the same as anybody else.
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: Suppose I'm good enough with metal. Ain't so sure its "super" but there you have it.

14. Name some significant works of literature: On what subject are we talking? 'Cause ain't looking to get into scholarly debates about whether treatises on magic match up to the Glaevas histories, nor the writ of the gods. That rubbish ain't worth the air to speak of.
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: Know a gnome built hisself a machine to chop wood for him. Don't much follow their tinkering, though.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Awful personal, ain't that one? Setting up shop as the local matchmaker, are you?
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: [A snort follows, and her voice tightens.] Ain't the one to ask that.
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: Other folk might disagree, mind you, but I'd have to say it'd be the one what near razed Kaznaethel to the ground. Didn't follow its progress much after the Queen surrendered mind, but humans ain't the sort to stop after just the one.
19. The leader of your country is: Dead and rotten, like as not.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: [An exasperated sigh.] Can't be bothered to remember gnomish names...
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Glaevas. Don't know who else. The lot of it's tripe, anyway.
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: Wouldn't call a statesman much more'n fat and lazy. Certainly not "great."

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. Agree/disagree. Ain't a thing about science that's trustworthy. Magic ain't no better.
23. I trust my government. Agree/disagree. Easy to trust a pile of corpses, I guess. Ain't like they'll fib to you.
24. Freedom is more important than security. Agree/disagree. Nice sentiment, but ain't about to side for or against it. World ain't black and white. It's talking like it is that get's folk killed.
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Agree/disagree. Nah, it ain't.
26. I wish to return home. Agree/disagree. Don't everyone?
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Agree/disagree. Ain't been here long, and I can tell you, that ain't like to happen.

You know, I don't see or hear your answers up here. You really that yellow, eh?

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[jurisimpudent]

...First off, I am not "yellow," and I will thank you never to imply as much again, lest I lose my temper. Second, there is no call for name-calling throughout any of this survey.

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[testgasm]

I love these

1. Name: Wheatley
2. Age: Lost track
3. Profession: Here, science department. Previously Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center Monitor.

4. What is the current year? Twenty-first century sometime? Lost track of that, too.
5. What you call your homeworld: Earth
6. What you call your home country and city: Michigan, United States
7. What you call your species: Aperture Science Personality Construct
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: Yes--humans, other AI
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: Maybe
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: Yes
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: Possibly?
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: Depends what you mean by "super-power".
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: See #12

14. Name some significant works of literature: Machiavelli, The Prince.
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Also, me.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Reading, mostly
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: Look if you expect me to know what happens up on the surface you're barking up the wrong tree
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: See #17
19. The leader of your country is: #17
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: Cave Johnson
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Aristotle
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: #17

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. Agree
23. I trust my government. Refer to #17
24. Freedom is more important than security. Weird question
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Disagree
26. I wish to return home. Haven't decided
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Agree

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[jurisimpudent]

By these answers, do you mean to say that you are an artificial construct?

[consulting]

1. Name: Neal Caffrey, Allegedly
2. Age: 33, Allegedly
3. Profession: Hedge Fund Manager, Allegedly

4. What is the current year? 923 AE. It's in the guide.
5. What you call your homeworld: A work of art.
6. What you call your home country and city: New York, New York. Quote regarding Sinatra.
7. What you call your species: Humans. Expound on the beauty of humanity.
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: I've taken the liberties of listing every sentient species available to earth, you can find it attached below this document.
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist? If it does, I've deleted it.
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: Boring.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: Boring.
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: Yes.
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: Obviously. I can do things with my Fedora!

14. Name some significant works of literature: Neruda, Whitman, Byron, More Neruda, etc.
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: Unpasteurized Cheese.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Insert some shameless redirection with a compliment attached somewhere here.
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: Peter Burke.
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: All wars are devastating. Violence is bad.
19. The leader of your country is: Unimportant.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: Toss up between Blaise de Vigenère and Jamie Oliver.
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: "There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy."
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: Boring.

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. Disagree.
23. I trust my government. Haha.
24. Freedom is more important than security. Disagree
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Disagree
26. I wish to return home. Agree
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Agree.

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[became]

Jamie Oliver. Really. If that's a jab at any perceived cooking in the nude-- well. Lies. At least keep the veracity of the impression in mind and go for Adrià. He's the only person I know of who can make taking all the joy out of food palatable.

[ FUCK MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY OKAY. NEAL HAS OPINIONS. ]

And for the record, I would have put Henry Solomon Wellcome.

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[unparental]

1. Name: Jenna Sommers.
2. Age: 27.
3. Profession: Currently unemployed. Because we're in space.

4. What is the current year? 2010.
5. What you call your homeworld: Earth.
6. What you call your home country and city: I'm from Mystic Falls, VA. Your phrasing is more than slightly stiff, has anyone ever told you that?
7. What you call your species: That depends. Human and/or vampire.
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: Define sentient, define species.
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: Only if you live in West Virginia.
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: Moon landing, the sixties. And the Mars rover, which still counts. I think.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: How would I know?
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: I did say 'vampire' up there.
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: Lather, rinse, repeat.

14. Name some significant works of literature: To Kill a Mockingbird, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: TiVo.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Seriously, the phrasing. I don't know-- here or home? Because drinking fits either.
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: Seriously? I don't know. Patton?
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: Now, this question just seems unfair. Not for nothing, but the pain olympics should really extend to war.
19. The leader of your country is: The president.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: Marie Curie, Ben&Jerry.
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Aristotle, Plato, DMX. ('Don't start nothing, it won't be nothing'.)
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: FDR, JFK, Paris Hilton.

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. What if we're equally fine with both?
23. I trust my government. Why is this question even here? It seems like an oddly placed one, unless you're hoping to root out revolutionaries.
24. Freedom is more important than security. That depends.
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Nope.
26. I wish to return home. Wish, sure. Would be able to, not so much.
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. 'Deserve' is a loaded word.

text;

[jurisimpudent]

My phrasing is perfectly fine. Define, if you will, "vampire."

text;

[65]

1. Name: Finnick Odair
2. Age: 24
3. Profession: I work in the gunnery here. I don't suppose I really had one at home.

4. What is the current year? 75 ADD
5. What you call your homeworld: "Not a very nice place to live."
6. What you call your home country and city: Panem, District 4.
7. What you call your species: Human
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: Not really.
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: Apparently.
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: I don't know. Doubt it.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: I don't know. Doubt it.
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: Not like the ones I've seen here.
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: No.

14. Name some significant works of literature: I've written some extremely good poetry, if I do say so myself ...
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: My abs.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Nothing I've had a chance to do since showing up here.
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: Don't really care.
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: The Dark Days.
19. The leader of your country is: President Snow.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: Don't really care.
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Haymitch Abernathy.
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: Don't really care.

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. Agree/disagree. I didn't believe in "magic" until being here.
23. I trust my government. Agree/disagree. Am I going to be arrested now?
24. Freedom is more important than security. Agree/disagree
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Agree/disagree
26. I wish to return home. Agree/disagree No comment.
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Agree/disagree

text;

[jurisimpudent]

Of course you're not going to be arrested. Do not be absurd.

I have met Haymitch Abernathy, and as such I know that your answer to #21 is facetious. Would you like to revise it?

[comment not here]

[yardbird]

[...But Murphy does eye it at first. He would respond, but something about personal handouts for facts doesn't sit well with him. FUQQ TH' PO-LICE.]

[comment not here]

[jurisimpudent]

[Your fate, Murphy...]

[agent_k]

[He also almost does the survey. But he realizes there's some questions he doesn't feel right answering with lies and putting them out there.

So he's going to creep like a creeping creepy, and admire Edgeworth's bureaucracy. Good show, sir.]

[insufferableprick]

awesome its like one of those hipster internet surveys everyone fills out but no one reads

1. Name: dave strider
2. Age: 14
3. Profession: knight of time also god

4. What is the current year? n/a
5. What you call your homeworld: used to be earth then it got destroyed so how about kaput
6. What you call your home country and city: houston tx
7. What you call your species: north american hollering phallus baboons
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: south american hollering vulva apes
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: y
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: were everywhere
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: y
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: y
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: y

14. Name some significant works of literature: con air
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: the sylladex
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: being awesome
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: hitler
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: prospit vs derse
19. The leader of your country is: dead
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: jade harley
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: snoop
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: n/a

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. dont care
23. I trust my government. n/a
24. Freedom is more important than security. dont care
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. disagree
26. I wish to return home. kinda
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. dont care

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Was it really necessary to answer this with such vulgarity?

[andblockbuster]

1. Name: Topher Brink
2. Age: 27
3. Profession: Head of R&D for the Los Angeles Branch of Rossum, Neuroscience division.

4. What is the current year? 2010
5. What you call your homeworld: That... third rock from the sun.
6. What you call your home country and city: Los Angeles, CA. Also, you word these questions weird. I could say I live in Hell and I'd still be right.
7. What you call your species: Human.
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: Have you seen the rats in LA? Pretty sure those things have their own network.
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: Agent Mulder told me to believe.
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: Probably, but you know how those government cover-ups go.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: Yes. We have a door to Narnia in our break room.
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: In a way...
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: Aside from being a genius?

14. Name some significant works of literature: We would be here all day, dude.
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: They keep making fancier ipods. What're the odds?
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: That's usually when I'm asleep.
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: Politics kinda make me heave.
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: What was that one with the blue and the gray and brother fighting against brother? These aren't even good questions.
19. The leader of your country is: President Obama.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: Well, there's me...
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Why?
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: See #21

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. Agree/disagree. Big agree.
23. I trust my government. Agree/disagree. Disagree.
24. Freedom is more important than security. Agree/disagree. Is that you, Big Brother?
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Agree/disagree. Not the worst thing, no.
26. I wish to return home. Agree/disagree. Fifth Amendment, Mr. I Love The Government So Much, I Wanna Marry It And Have Patriotic Babies.
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Agree/disagree. I'm gonna speak my mind, anyway, so who cares?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Okay, there's a lot to go into here, but first - ]

You're twenty-seven?

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[cutsofftheirlimbs]

1. Name: Clarke, Isaac
2. Age: 46
3. Profession: Systems Engineer (Starships)

4. What is the current year?: 2511
5. What you call your homeworld: No specific homeworld. Earth has been burned up resource-wise long ago.
6. What you call your home country and city: N/A
7. What you call your species: Human
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: N
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: ...Of sorts. 'Necromorphs', it's complicated.
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: Yes.
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: No.
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: No.
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: No.

14. Name some significant works of literature: War and Peace.
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: RIG advancements, a new zero-G navigation system.
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Work.
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: Not applicable.
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: Not applicable.
19. The leader of your country is: I can't say I know.
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: Hideki Ishimura, creator of the Shockpoint Drive.
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Not applicable.
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: Not applicable.

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. Agree/disagree
23. I trust my government. Agree/disagree
24. Freedom is more important than security. Agree/disagree
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Agree/disagree
26. I wish to return home. Agree/disagree/neutral
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Agree/disagree

text;

[jurisimpudent]

Might I ask that you elaborate on these "Necromorphs"?

text; private;

[upstairsbrain]

1. Name: Sam Winchester
2. Age: 27
3. Profession: It's complicated

4. What is the current year? 2009
5. What you call your homeworld: Earth
6. What you call your home country and city: The Impala, USA
7. What you call your species: Human beings
8. Are there other sentient species in your place of origin? If so, what are they called?: Yes, and too many to name. We'll stick with "the supernatural"
9. Does extraterrestrial life exist?: Jury's still out on that one
10. Have people from your world landed on other planets?: Besides the moon, hard to say
11. Have people from your world opened other dimensions?: Unfortunately
12. Are there people in your world who have "super-powers" - i.e., are they capable of feats of which other people would be completely incapable?: ... Yes
13. Do you have such a "super-power"?: Not anymore

14. Name some significant works of literature: Hamlet, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, Beowulf, etc.
15. Name what you consider the most significant/cutting-edge technological invention of the past decade: Computer tech's getting up there
16. What activities do you engage in during your free time?: Research
17. Who is the greatest military/political leader of all time?: Honestly, I think that might be giving them too much credit
18. What was the most devastating war of all time?: Averted, thankfully
19. The leader of your country is: the president
20. Name some of the greatest scientists in your history: Galileo, Newton, Darwin, Einstein
21. Name some of the greatest philosophers in your history: Descartes, Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, Plato
22. Name some of the greatest statesmen in your history: There are a lot

Agree or disagree with the following statements.
22. I trust in science above magic. I trust facts, so neither
23. I trust my government. Disagree
24. Freedom is more important than security. Disagree
25. Being brought aboard the Tranquility is the worst thing to happen to me. Disagree
26. I wish to return home. Disagree
27. I deserve a voice in what goes on aboard this ship. Agree

text; private;

[jurisimpudent]

Would you kindly elaborate on your profession?