( 04 ) text ♧ go ask alice i think she'll know

[became]

[ solitude is an easy leap for a guy who likes to throw around dostoyevsky quotes like it ain't no thing, and men who go looking for secrets often find them. as such: have the very first non-video caffrey post, tranquility. fuck smiling, this shit ain't right. ]

"Try not to die".

This ship really is the most user friendly around, isn't it? And helpful.

Anyone who isn't used to computers, ask Tony Stark what I mean.

[ he'd say he's sorry, tony... but he isn't. ]

L O C K E D ( listmates )

Normally I'd make an English lesson out of this one, but forget it. "Solitude" is the password you want, if you like feeling special, not to mention uncomfortably singled out.

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is a list I could stand not to be on-- and I don't feel particularly giving, especially not towards our smiling friend.

Any thoughts from the other esteemed honorees?

/ L O C K E D ( listmates )





L O C K E D ( wardnik )

I need a word. And you two need better PR, so let's help each other out here.

/ L O C K E D ( wardnik )





L O C K E D ( our smiling friend)

I'm flattered, but I like to exchange names before I commit to anything. How about a quick sitdown? Strictly off the record.

/ L O C K E D ( our smiling friend )

Comments

voice;

[jilt]

Neal, I'd like a word. Lock this conversation, please.

[ feel special, neal. irene's been on this ship for months without mentioning she doesn't know how to parse encryptions. ]

voice ; locked

[became]

For you? Of course. Remind me to set you up some of your own.

[ and he'll go to voice for you too, irene. ]

I'm listening.

LOCKED | NEAL + WARD

[archimedeia]

We're listening.

LOCKED | NEAL + WARD

[became]

Anything you want to volunteer off the bat? Like who made that list, for example. And why.

/encrypted voice

[anomaliiiiies]

What are you talking about?

encrypted voice forever

[became]

Take a closer look at the network.

text;

[ms_pepperpotts]

Mind telling me why you're singling out Tony?

text;

[became]

I hate to sound like reality tv, but he knows what he did.

text | stark encryption 100% | JUST TONY AND NEAL

[starked]

you suck.

text | stark encryption 100% | JUST TONY AND NEAL

[became]

Hey, you're so good at hacking other people's messages, I figured I'd throw you forward as tech support. "Give and live", Stark.

That aside, any thoughts? I don't see myself having a lot in common with our captain, for example, but there we are on the same list.

video| listmates filter| encrypted 100%

[firstofficer]

[ he adjusts the encryption as a reflex, mostly. and maybe because this list isn't exactly conducive to happy friendship feels. ]

It will be a matter of time before this information is released to the ship at large. However, I am inclined to believe that we have been provided only a particle of information.

The remainder of this list is, suspiciously absent.

video| listmates filter| encrypted 100%

[became]

[ spock you're a bro. neal's good, but not that good. ]

Yeah, that's that part I'm not thrilled about. Names on lists like these tend to get a lot of negative attention, in my experience.

voice | private

[swagneto]

[ GOD HE JUST CRACKED THAT LIST. ]

I suppose I should be offended I didn't make it.

voice | private

[became]

[ rueful chuckle, here. ]

Feel like trading places? For once, I could use a little more anonymity.

TEXT;

[widowing]

i'm not typically one to defend tony stark's honor, but he hardly has everything to do with this.

TEXT;

[became]

...I never said he did.

listmate locked | voice

[20mentholkools]

Are you surprised? Way it usually goes, you get your name down on something like this, you know what you did to get it there.

listmate locked | text

[wiretap]

and what did you do?

[Listmate lock; text]

[megamind]

I'm reserving all judgment on this being 'good' or 'bad' at the moment. This is quite curious, to say the least. But it's most importantly an opportunity .

But to use a prison metaphor: We're known quantities now. Big shots. People are looking to us for something. And now, so is our red friend.

Quit the conundrum, isn't it?

[Listmate lock; text]

[became]

I'd say it's definitely at least four steps to the left of neutral, but everyone has a different rubric.

Or alternately, we aren't important at all, but when that list leaks we all look a lot more suspicious than we did before.

That's one word for it.

audio; encrypted about...45%

[manipulativni]

Neal?

audio; encrypted up to neal's regular 75 (permastyle fuck subject lines man)

[became]

Katherine.

[ worry in his voice, but a hint of a genuine smile, too. ] Exciting day, huh?

text;

[rebelled]

[Screw you, Neal. Why you gotta play it this way?]

whatlist/

text;

[became]

...Okay, remember my complaining about boundaries? You can go ahead and ignore that for now.

[ as in: get yo' feathery butt in here, castiel, neal's not explaining this to mr. filter mcfailsalot over the network. ]

ENCRYPTED | 100% | STARKDAD and ABERKID

[wiretap]

instructions?

ENCRYPTED | 100% | STARKDAD and ABERKID

[starked]

let me talk. you monitor. find information with people i don't like on this list.

001 » 106
003 » 012
004 » 036

three of you are on there. you're on there.

text | listmates filter | 75% encrypted

[tarheel]

welp. guess we're famous now.

kind of an eclectic list, though, isn't it?

text | listmates filter | 100% encrypted

[wiretap]

stumble across anything in the library, chapel?

[ She assumes that's what he's been doing and why he might be on the list. ]

VIDEO → ONE-WAY TRANSMISSION | PUBLIC

[rixatus]

VIDEO

[became]

[ give neal a second to roll his shoulders, smooth down his shirt, and smile until it looks natural. ]

See, that sounded like a warning to a jaded ear like mine.

encrypted 100%

[cons]

You're on a list.

[ the 'you idiot' is implied. ]

encrypted 100%

[became]

You noticed.

[ :D? :D? :D? ]

Voice; encrypted

[askedtobe]

It's even less comforting now that i'm on the thing's list. [ gdi his life. ]

voice; encrypted

[became]

Yeah, about that. Any chance you pissed anyone off in the last month?

text;

[darkholme]

This is about the poem, right? What's going on?

text;

[became]

We're not at two yet, don't worry.

voice; 75% Unhackable

[andblockbuster]

[Dryly] Ten to one, that's not the Dean's list...

voice; 75% Unhackable

[became]

You don't think we all deserve a gold star?

Listmates filter. Text.

[fly_like_pie]

[Imagine how long it took to figure this whole techno-mumbo-jumbo-what-am-i-even-looking-at junk out. From Day One, making use of the discovery of emoticons and figuring out other internet-magical tricks. When typing smiley faces seemed so innocent, suddenly it is the most unappealing thing right now.

Son of a b—]

i'm not really understanding what i am looking at here? i can read it, names, but
just not fully understanding?

Listmates filter. Text.

[became]

[ ...bro, what are you doing on this list. you like pie, neal is somewhat stumped. ]

You're not alone, there, don't worry. Other than knowing we're on the list, the rest of us are just as lost.

voice; /pulls out hair

[cargojet]

[ In a tone of: please could everyone on this ship stop being hysterical now? ]

Seems to me this riddle-me-this bullshit is just a game of who can troll the most people in the least time. Nobody who signs off with a [ He smiles a shiteating smile. ] is someone anyone should be taking seriously.

Just a killer with a taste for theatrics, stirring up trouble to keep everyone off their game. You know? Like a mascot at a ball game.

[ He has no handle on computers, and doesn't even know about the list, let alone that Peter's on it, but his opinion would still be the same. ]

voice; NO WORRIES and hey you're all set now \o/

[became]

Let me guess, Congressman. It's your first time at this particular rodeo?

[ YEAH HE JUST IMPLIED YOU'RE IN THE HOUSE OF REPS AND NOT THE SENATE, HARDCORE POLITICAL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN or something. ]

text | listmate filter

[goldshirt]

Aside from the fact that we're being baited?

text | listmate filter

[became]

That much is obvious. I'm thinking deeper meaning, though.

100% ENCRYPTED; BOYFRIEND FILTER. B(

[consulting]

Neal.

100% ENCRYPTED; BOYFRIEND FILTER. B(

[became]

Sherlock.

text

[heltersskelter]

i don't understand.
why am i on there?

text;

[wiretap]

you tell us.

[ ooc; let me know if there's anything you do or don't want Aberdeen to have heard Tate be up to/talk about while on the ship! ]

text

[coffeeking]

Caffrey.



If you die, can I have your Devore? Pretty please?

[Ianto Jones, lightening the mood with inappropriate humor since always.]

text

[became]

Sorry, Jones. In the event of my untimely demise, the Devore goes to the Irenes.

Better luck with another man's suit.