became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝your face smells like peppermint.❞)
neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag ([personal profile] became) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-17 11:27 am

( 04 ) text ♧ go ask alice i think she'll know

[ solitude is an easy leap for a guy who likes to throw around dostoyevsky quotes like it ain't no thing, and men who go looking for secrets often find them. as such: have the very first non-video caffrey post, tranquility. fuck smiling, this shit ain't right. ]

"Try not to die".

This ship really is the most user friendly around, isn't it? And helpful.

Anyone who isn't used to computers, ask Tony Stark what I mean.


[ he'd say he's sorry, tony... but he isn't. ]





L O C K E D ( listmates )

Normally I'd make an English lesson out of this one, but forget it. "Solitude" is the password you want, if you like feeling special, not to mention uncomfortably singled out.

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is a list I could stand not to be on-- and I don't feel particularly giving, especially not towards our smiling friend.

Any thoughts from the other esteemed honorees?

/ L O C K E D ( listmates )





L O C K E D ( wardnik )

I need a word. And you two need better PR, so let's help each other out here.

/ L O C K E D ( wardnik )





L O C K E D ( our smiling friend)

I'm flattered, but I like to exchange names before I commit to anything. How about a quick sitdown? Strictly off the record.

/ L O C K E D ( our smiling friend )

cargojet: (Hold the applause)

voice; I AM :) Precious edit button don't leave me again. And ilu jsyk. Acronyms are joy.

[personal profile] cargojet 2012-05-18 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Senator, please.

[ Close. Hey he worked hard for this title which is to say he didn't work very hard at all, just stabbed a lot of people in the back and got very beardy drunk. ]

Let's just say I prefer my games played on a field. Maybe that's the real problem with this place; too many creepy corridors, makes people think they've locked themselves alone in their basement again.
cargojet: (Frowny frowny face)

voice; Yes. Yes, that's exactly what they are. /possessive

[personal profile] cargojet 2012-05-18 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bitch. But fine it's better than being called 'Mr.' Or 'Villain.' ]

Does it? You try having the energy for mind games when you're worn out. I certainly don't. Most I can handle is collapsing into a chair with a strong drink.

So help a guy out. What exactly is going on?
cargojet: (Lawyer at heart)

voice;

[personal profile] cargojet 2012-05-22 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ He twitches again. ]

High risk behaviour would be hanging around this place and not having a drink. I'd have to wonder if you were sane at all.
cargojet: (Distraught)

voice;

[personal profile] cargojet 2012-05-22 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Brimming with confidence, you have no idea.

[ Driest sarcasm ever. ]
cargojet: (Pick the red tie)

voice;

[personal profile] cargojet 2012-05-22 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Since you seem to know nothing about what's going on? No, I reckon not.