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neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag ([personal profile] became) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-17 11:27 am

( 04 ) text ♧ go ask alice i think she'll know

[ solitude is an easy leap for a guy who likes to throw around dostoyevsky quotes like it ain't no thing, and men who go looking for secrets often find them. as such: have the very first non-video caffrey post, tranquility. fuck smiling, this shit ain't right. ]

"Try not to die".

This ship really is the most user friendly around, isn't it? And helpful.

Anyone who isn't used to computers, ask Tony Stark what I mean.


[ he'd say he's sorry, tony... but he isn't. ]





L O C K E D ( listmates )

Normally I'd make an English lesson out of this one, but forget it. "Solitude" is the password you want, if you like feeling special, not to mention uncomfortably singled out.

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is a list I could stand not to be on-- and I don't feel particularly giving, especially not towards our smiling friend.

Any thoughts from the other esteemed honorees?

/ L O C K E D ( listmates )





L O C K E D ( wardnik )

I need a word. And you two need better PR, so let's help each other out here.

/ L O C K E D ( wardnik )





L O C K E D ( our smiling friend)

I'm flattered, but I like to exchange names before I commit to anything. How about a quick sitdown? Strictly off the record.

/ L O C K E D ( our smiling friend )

swagneto: (HI I LOVE YOU LAE)

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[personal profile] swagneto 2012-05-17 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it make you feel better if I said you were on mine?
swagneto: (AND MORE CREEPY SHIT)

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[personal profile] swagneto 2012-05-17 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
No, just the ones Raven likes.

[ So that's a yes, Neal. ]
swagneto: (TIME TO MAKE BAD LIFE CHOICES)

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[personal profile] swagneto 2012-05-17 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely. [ Sarcasm, so much sarcasm. But it's really because of the mention of 'not human' that has him worried. ]

Non human and deliberate, all I need to know. Means I get made out the irresponsible fool in the first place.
swagneto: (WITH A HAIRBRUSH FOR A MICROPHONE)

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[personal profile] swagneto 2012-05-18 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
What makes you so certain it's mechanical?

[ Look he's terrible at technology, he needs this explanation. Because he's not as likely to completely trust Neal for his words, even if he does reassure Erik that it's not people with powers. ]
swagneto: (SWAGNETO HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR FUCKERY)

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[personal profile] swagneto 2012-05-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect. [ Just his luck, Erik’s major disadvantage is showing. For all his intelligence and capabilities, it’s technology that only gets him so far before it fails him entirely. ]

The ship picks the one thing my time period hasn’t reached.

[ His way of admitting a weakness, especially to a human at that. ]
swagneto: (MAYBE JUST THE CAT EARS?)

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[personal profile] swagneto 2012-05-24 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow that doesn’t help. [ But it does. ] I think I’m going to need to pick up on this sort of technology if I have any chance of keeping up with Stark and Kirk. [ Because he dislikes the two of them more than he dislikes you. ]
swagneto: (TIME TO MAKE BAD LIFE CHOICES)

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[personal profile] swagneto 2012-05-26 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on what the basics are. I've picked up enough to get by, but when you're talking about keeping up with a threat like this... I'm lacking.

[ He's not refusing just yet. ]