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neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag ([personal profile] became) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-17 11:27 am

( 04 ) text ♧ go ask alice i think she'll know

[ solitude is an easy leap for a guy who likes to throw around dostoyevsky quotes like it ain't no thing, and men who go looking for secrets often find them. as such: have the very first non-video caffrey post, tranquility. fuck smiling, this shit ain't right. ]

"Try not to die".

This ship really is the most user friendly around, isn't it? And helpful.

Anyone who isn't used to computers, ask Tony Stark what I mean.


[ he'd say he's sorry, tony... but he isn't. ]





L O C K E D ( listmates )

Normally I'd make an English lesson out of this one, but forget it. "Solitude" is the password you want, if you like feeling special, not to mention uncomfortably singled out.

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is a list I could stand not to be on-- and I don't feel particularly giving, especially not towards our smiling friend.

Any thoughts from the other esteemed honorees?

/ L O C K E D ( listmates )





L O C K E D ( wardnik )

I need a word. And you two need better PR, so let's help each other out here.

/ L O C K E D ( wardnik )





L O C K E D ( our smiling friend)

I'm flattered, but I like to exchange names before I commit to anything. How about a quick sitdown? Strictly off the record.

/ L O C K E D ( our smiling friend )

rebelled: (.o10)

text | LIST ENCRYPTED, BUT THAT'S WHAT HE KEEPS YOU PEOPLE AROUND FOR

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-17 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
yes

[The reply takes a while in coming because it means admitting that he hasn't been keeping a close enough watch over things.]
wiretap: (pic#3287187)

text | LIST ENCRYPTED, SOB HE'S LIKE A LITTLE ANTITECHNOLOGY PUPPY

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-17 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There is a file attached and the file is even entitled: CASTIEL_CLICK_ME_TWICE.txt. Inside is a very basic rundown of the events, all of the hacked information and the transcripts of other locked conversations that are happening between list members. ]
rebelled: (mission)

text | LIST ENCRYPTED, GIVE HIM ANOTHER MILLENNIA AND HE'LL GET IT

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-17 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's another long delay in replying; this time because he's busy reading through everything. Clearly he's missed out on a lot more than he thought. But then, at least he has an excuse for missing some of this information.]

do yous ee a  connection between thoseon  the list
wiretap: (pic#3287160)

voice | OH GOD CAS YOUR TYPING I KILLING HER

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She forgoes text, if only to spare his spelling. ]

Not currently.
The commonalities aren't universal.
There are outliers, people missing.
rebelled: (watch)

voice | precious voice. HIS LOVE IS BACK

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-17 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
People believe this is a partial list. That could account for those "outliers".

Do you know who each of the others are?
wiretap: (pic#3287157)

voice | theirs is the most socially awkward cr :c

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-17 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ Sorry, Castiel. It's another text file. THIS_IS_A_LIST_CASTIEL_CLICK_TWICE.txt. Inside is a list with individuals identified, save Todd and Riddick, who are both labeled ???. ]
rebelled: (guard)

voice | and one day they may even realise that

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-17 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Click click.]

I wasn't referring to their names. Do you, personally, know who the others are?
wiretap: (pic#3287169)

voice | fffft lakdf NEVER they're both like traallalalaala

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-17 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh.

Social acquaintances? What on earth are those?
]

Some. But not all. [ A beat. ] Do you?
rebelled: (revision)

voice | other people will end up telling them and they still won't get it

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Half of them.

[And this would be the point where he'd want to lock this down. Too bad he has no idea how.]

We need to find a connection between those included. However, I'm...not entirely comfortable with being placed on a list alongside one of the others there.

[In other words, he doesn't want to find a connection between himself and Crowley. Nothing beyond them happening to be from the same world.]
wiretap: (▞ intransitivity ▚)

voice | SOCIAL SKILLS AREN'T NECESSARY.

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-17 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A long pause. ]

Who?
rebelled: (distract)

voice | what are these social skills you speak of?

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-17 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Crowley. We're from the same reality.

He can't be trusted.
wiretap: (pic#3286909)

voice | L I E S

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-17 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A pause. ]

Can't be trusted. Arguably, the list has several of those.
rebelled: (dissatisfaction)

voice | the worst kind

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-17 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause of his own, before a gruff-]

Lock this.
wiretap: (▞ cournot competition ▚)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-17 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm listening.
rebelled: (soldier)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-17 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Crowley is from a time ahead of my own. In the past, he's been of assistance to us. But he's also a crossroads demon, and has since assumed control over Hell.

He can't be trusted because it's in his nature to deceive.
wiretap: (▞ handicap principle ▚)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-18 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ A pause, prolonged. ]

Is he responsible for the demon influx?
rebelled: (harsh)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-18 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
No. It would be beyond his reach.

[Unless he decides to go and screw up a ritual too.]
wiretap: (▞ stravinsky game ▚)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-18 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Is he guilty of any wrong-doing on the ship?

[ We're not talking about likelihoods, Castiel. She wants actualities. ]
Edited 2012-05-18 15:58 (UTC)
rebelled: (.oo4)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-18 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That I have proof of, no.

[But he's still suspicious about a couple of things. Until he knows for certain though, he knows he can't jump to any conclusions.]
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voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A pause. ]

Can you find out?
rebelled: (.o19)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-19 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's unlikely. Crowley will have taken precautions to keep me from interfering.

[And then there's Yoite. One of the few people he's uncomfortable talking to.]
wiretap: (pic#3287156)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-20 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ A beat. Consideration. ]

What kind of precautions?

[ If they were technical — not a problem. If they were supernatural ]

Can Dean Winchester find out?
rebelled: (.o10)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-21 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
There are ways to keep an angel from entering a room. He is also equally as capable of sensing my presence as I am of his.

[Even when he hides himself from sight. But that's one ability he doesn't plan on sharing with others.]

I would prefer it if Dean kept his distance from this.
wiretap: (pic#3287148)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] wiretap 2012-05-21 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hm. Interesting. ]

Why.
rebelled: (balance)

voice | CASTIEL AND ABERDEEN ONLY | ENCRYPTED 100%

[personal profile] rebelled 2012-05-22 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
He and Crowley have a history.