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WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

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dude there is no exit
well not one that we can go yeah im outie on this heap of ship
but good try
read through the info dump yet or are you not in the mood for it

DO 1 R34LLY N33D TO >:?

W41T L3T M3 G1V3 TH1S 4 GO

CONGR4TUL4T1ONS!!!
YOU H4V3 B33N S3L3CT3D FROM YOUR HOM3 D1M3NS1ON
4ND BROUGHT TO TH1S R4NDOM LOC4T1ON 1N SP4C3
TH3R3 1S NO W4Y TO G3T HOM3
4ND YOU MUST NOW L1V3 1N CLOS3 PROX1M1TY W1TH 4 BUNCH OF 4SSHOL3S TH4T YOU M4Y 4ND M4Y NOT KNOW!
SOM3T1M3S BOTH!!!
T3MPOR4L SH3N4N1G4NS 4R3 4LSO 4 FOOT
SO 1F SOM3ON3 SHOWS UP 4ND S4YS TH4T TH3Y 4R3 TH3 B1OLOG1C4L OFFSPR1NG FROM YOUR LO1NS 1N TH3 FUTUR3
PL34S3 TRY YOUR H4RD3ST NOT TO ST4B TH3M 4ND TH31R SUPPOS3DLY LY1NG F4C3

D1D 1 M1SS 4NYTH1NG 3SS3NT14L?

wait what
future what
back the fuck up and explain that one

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Oh wow. I guess people still use 1337 speak.

OH WOW
1 GU3SS P3OPL3 ST1LL M4K3 OFF3NS1V3 R3M4RKS 4BOUT CULTUR4L D1V3RS1TY

W3R3 YOU GO1NG TO PROV1D3 4 N4M3 W1TH YOUR D1SCR1M1N4T1ON STR4NG3R?
>:]

Technically it's less of a cultural diversity and more of a douchebag diversity. Douchebagal?

I wasn't planning on it. Driveby trollery doesn't really entail. But if you really want one I could be swayed.

wow wooooow this is her new best friend, thank you

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this- is cr i didn't know i needed in my life until it was happening

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s a m e wow babies, you're cute

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haha wow
sup pyrope the sequel
youre feelin more rad than when i last saw ya huh

>:?

DO 1 KNOW YOU?

ugh
nope
CL-EARLY NOT

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wow i am so sorry, life ate me

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Dude. Those aren't even words.

[Whoa, look at that. Someone gets an audio message.]

Whoops, I forgot some people are illiterate, huh?

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What ?

WH4T WH4T

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stop ruining her day, nill, gawd

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omg she doesn't know what she's doing wrong!!

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everything B(

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i have never used this icon so many times in a thread

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you're welcome

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and saddest introduction conversation goes to nill... :c

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oops

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you're not sorry

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not one bit

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[ S q u i n t at least he managed to make out SOME of that. Brendan kind of feels sorry for the renfaire, though. ]

No dice soldier. You're stuck here with no way off, not for now. Couple of us trying to shake the trees, see what falls out. Lotta nothing but there's not a lot you an do.

TH4TS WH4T YOU TH1NK

1 4M FULLY PR3P4R3D TO BOB MY W4Y THROUGH TH3 V4ST NOTH1NGN3SS OF SP4C3
1N 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 K4Y4K
3V3N 1F TH4T R3QU1R3S CUTT1NG 4 HOL3 1N TH1S HULK1NG B34ST OF 4 SH1P
W1TH 4 T1N C4N OP3N3R >:]

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if sarcastic mouthin off wworked to get us off a this ship i think the vvast fuckin majority a us wwould already be gone so maybe cut that crap out an try another route
like acceptin it
acceptin it is pretty much the only realistic choice noww

OH WOW 3R1D4N
1M SO SORRY
L3T M3 JUST COM3 TO MY S3NS3S

TH3R3 W3 GO >:]
SO WH1L3 YOUR3 B31NG SO GR4C1OUSLY H3LPFUL
WOULD YOU M1ND 4NSW3R1NG ON3 L1TTL3 N3WB13 QU3ST1ON FOR M3?

DO TH3S3 TH1NGS COM3 W1TH 4 BLOCK BUTTON?

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(I couldn't understand a word...)

Would you mind repeating that?

Edited 2012-11-14 02:25 (UTC)

[That sound? Was the sound of the Fun Car screeching to a halt. She flips to audio in a heartbeat.]

You.

State your name. Now.

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Would you be unwilling to use the audio function instead of typing?

TH4T D3P3NDS

4R3 YOU 4SK1NG B3C4US3 YOU F1ND MY W4Y OF COMMUN1C4T1ON TO B3 CONFUS1NG 4ND TROUBL3SOM3 TO R34D?

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As invigorating and if not exciting as all of that sounds i fret that it isnt really that simple to leave here. Ive been stuck here for months back when i needed duties to attend to for frigs sake!!!!
However if you come up with a solution i would be much obliged if you included me in your little escape route ploy.

C4N DO!

YOU C4N B3 F1RST M4T3 OF TH3 SS 1NFL4T4POD
1T 1S 4 TOP OF TH3 L1N3 CRU1S3 R4FT W1TH ROOM FOR FOUR P4SS3NG3RS
PR4CT1C4LLY LUXURY!

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you know it might help if you kind of typed properly

1T M1GHT H3LP 1F YOU W3R3NT STUP1D 4ND 4 CULTUR4L MORON
BUT YOU DONT S33 M3 COMPL41N1NG >8]

WHO TH3 H3LL 4R3 YOU?

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