TEXT || CITE 01 ALTERNIA CODE § 001

[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

Re: audio;

[pythianjudgment]

[Wow there is a lot of radio silence from this end...]

You don't know me? Or Alpha Omega?

audio;

[wrightingwrongs]

N...No. I'm afraid I don't. Sorry?

(What is this person's deal...?)

audio;

[pythianjudgment]

... No, you're not.

But you will be.

audio;

[wrightingwrongs]

(Wha...whaaaat!?)

I will be!? What is that supposed to mean?

audio;

[pythianjudgment]

Exactly what I said.

You're a menace to society, and when I find you, I'm going to end you.

audio;

[wrightingwrongs]

M-menace to society!? On what grounds?

And just who are you that you get to decide that?

audio;

[pythianjudgment]

As an upholder of the Law, and a pursuer of Justice.

You, Phoenix Wright, are charged with warping the Justice system to suit your own means, and being an obstruction of the Law.

The prosecution already knows that as a sniveling worm, you intend to plead Not Guilty, so you can save your filthy breath.

You're going to need it.

[Phee. A fifteen year old girl is calling you out.]

audio;

[wrightingwrongs]

I.... what!?

I demand to know the details of these charges! Of course I plead Not Guilty- because I'm not!

(ANOTHER prosecutor? This has to be some sick joke.)

audio;

[pythianjudgment]

Wow, how much more detailed do I have to get?!

You're a disgrace to the Law! Criminals pay you to put them back on the street! It is your sole purpose in life, and don't you dare deny it!

I know you, Phoenix Wright, and I won't rest until the sweet scent of your cherry blood is splattered across the ground, where it justly belongs.