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[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

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[pythianjudgment]

D1D 1T SOUND L1K3 1 TOOK OFF3NS3?
(TH3 4NSW3R 1S NO 1T D1DNT SOUND L1K3 4NYTH1NG TH1S 1S T3XT)

M4YB3 1 W4S PO1NT1NG OUT 4 FL4W 1N YOUR OTH3RW1S3 R34SON4BL3 PL34
R3G4RDL3SS OF 4NY OFF3NS3 TH4T 1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4V3 T4K3N

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[jurisimpudent]

Where was the flaw?

[text]

[pythianjudgment]

1N TH4T BY 4PP34L1NG TO TH3 S3NS3 OF 3MP4THY TH4T YOU HOP3D 1 H4D
4ND 4SSUM1NG TH4T S1GHT 1S 4 TH1NG TH4T MOST P3OPL3 WOULD UND3RST4ND CONC3RN FOR
YOU 3XP3CT3D M3 TO B4CK DOWN >:]

S4DLY YOU W3R3 M1ST4K3N ON 4T L34ST ON3 COUNT

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[jurisimpudent]

I don't think that was a "flaw," per se. The appeal itself was quite sound; it was simply a poor audience.

[text]

[pythianjudgment]

4R3 YOU S4Y1NG TH4T TH3 LOG1C 4ND TH3 PR3S3NT4T1ON 4R3 NOT BOTH 1MPORT4NT 3L3M3NTS 1N 4 FORM4L 4RGUM3NT?

B3C4US3 1 4M 1NCL1N3D TO D1S4GR33

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[jurisimpudent]

No; I'm not saying that at all. I'm merely commenting that for some reason I was laboring under the delusion that you were a reasonable audience. It's a mistake that shan't be made again.

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[pythianjudgment]

RUD3

4ND H3R3 1 THOUGHT W3 W3R3 H4V1NG 4 C1V1L CONV3RS4T1ON!
OR M4YB3 YOU JUST DONT 4PPR3C14T3 H4V1NG YOUR F4NCY WORDS 4ND LOG1C THROWN B4CK 4T YOU
BY 4 S3V3N SW33P OLD G1RL >:]

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[jurisimpudent]

I rather doubt you did think that, actually.

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[pythianjudgment]

4R3 YOU SUR3?
YOU M1GHT B3 SURPR1S3D 4T WH4T 1M TH1NK1NG R1GHT NOW >:]