TEXT || CITE 01 ALTERNIA CODE § 001

[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

[realslimstrider]

dude there is no exit
well not one that we can go yeah im outie on this heap of ship
but good try
read through the info dump yet or are you not in the mood for it

[gfy]

Oh wow. I guess people still use 1337 speak.

[tyrians]

haha wow
sup pyrope the sequel
youre feelin more rad than when i last saw ya huh

video;

[willpunchfaces]

Dude. Those aren't even words.

permavid & text.

[culver]

What ?

text;

[dirtyword]

[ S q u i n t at least he managed to make out SOME of that. Brendan kind of feels sorry for the renfaire, though. ]

No dice soldier. You're stuck here with no way off, not for now. Couple of us trying to shake the trees, see what falls out. Lotta nothing but there's not a lot you an do.

[uncodlyawwesome]

if sarcastic mouthin off wworked to get us off a this ship i think the vvast fuckin majority a us wwould already be gone so maybe cut that crap out an try another route
like acceptin it
acceptin it is pretty much the only realistic choice noww

audio;

[wrightingwrongs]

(I couldn't understand a word...)

Would you mind repeating that?

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Would you be unwilling to use the audio function instead of typing?

[kringlefuck]

As invigorating and if not exciting as all of that sounds i fret that it isnt really that simple to leave here. Ive been stuck here for months back when i needed duties to attend to for frigs sake!!!!
However if you come up with a solution i would be much obliged if you included me in your little escape route ploy.

text

[emerges]

you know it might help if you kind of typed properly