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[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

[tg]

let me guess
its the capitalization and punctuation
theyre throwing you off
keep on licking eventually you will come to the realization that
one of these things is not like the others
one of these things is the other things brother

terezi meet dirk
hes an asshole but thats because his last name is strider

dirk meet terezi
shes an asshole but thats because some things youre born with

play nice

[pythianjudgment]

>:O!!!

W41T >:?
S1NC3 WH3N D1D YOUR BRO H4V3 4 N4M3

[tg]

uh
you know
that is a good question
i guess since he turned 13??
but idk

[pythianjudgment]

W3LL
1 4M GL4D TO KNOW TH4T H1S R34L N4M3 1S NOT BRO
OR BROSEPH
OR 4NG3L1N4 BROL13
OR SH3RLOCK BROLM3S
OR BROS3PH1N4

WH1L3 BOTH 4MUS1NG 4ND 3V4S1V3!
THOS3 4R3 4LL R34LLY DUMB N4M3S >:/

[tg]

wait compared to all of the above
you think dirk isnt a dumb name??
it is literally one letter away from dick
ok i can see your point it is actually the best name

also youve got to meet this dude named bropher

[pythianjudgment]

D1RK DO3S NOT 4CTU4LLY H4V3 TH3 WORD BRO 1N 1T!
WH1CH 1NH3R3NTLY M4K3S 1T L3SS F4K3Y 4ND DUMB >:]

WHO 1S BROPH3R >:?