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[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

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[pythianjudgment]

YOU 4R3 4 F4K3Y F4K3Y B3C4US3 B1RD D4V3 4LR34DY H4S CL41M TO TH3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3 3MPOR1UM
BUT 1 W1LL M4K3 4LLOW4NC3S FOR YOUR COV3T1NG OF TH3 OR4NG3 SL1C3 1NCORP3R4T1ON
B3C4US3 1 4M 4 GR4C1OUS 4L13N OF SUPR3M3 JUST1C3 L1K3 TH4T

4LSO 1 DONT W4NT TO H34R 4BOUT HUM4N LO1NS 4NYW4Y
1V3 H4D MOR3 TH4N 3NOUGH 3DUC4T1ON ON YOUR SQU1SHY 3XTR4 4PP3ND4G3S
4ND YOUR P4R4S1T1C GROWTH D3MONS

L3TS GO B4CK TO T4LK1NG 4BOUT HOW PYROP3S 4ND STR1D3RS ROLL
4LSO 4LSO
TH1S 1S V1T4LLY 1MPORT4NT.........................

DO YOU DR4W???

[mostsuitable]

Look, this has been my color for my whole life.
But I've always known that it'd never be mine alone.
Sounds like your so-called supreme justice is tainted with a bit of bias since you met the birdbro first.
Whatever. I'll just have to jive with that since I doubt any reasoning that I present isn't going to be enough for you.
Anyway, on to more pressing matters.
Yeah, I draw.
I'd normally use a tablet to do it, but the locker elves aren't being as generous to me as they were before.