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[fraud]

So.

[ well hey, you guys, have a new face on the feed today. he's one of the new arrivals, trying to get used to this new space lifestyle!! which means friends are... probably a good thing. maybe. he's not sure yet, but he knows he needs to meet people. the ~general populace~, so to speak. ]

Space, huh?

[ wait no. he kind of frowns at that. worst opener. but then he considers all the posts that he's seen (memorized) since he's arrived and well, this ain't so bad. ]

I was... woooonnndering, uh. How many of you are from... New York City? Circa... 2011 or 2012. Ish.

[ man this is chalking up to be one of the most awkward experiences of his life. it's just-- this is like skype alright, except when you use skype you usually know who you're talking to-- here? way different. haha posting to a network, that's weird.

he is usually not this bad but you are also all strangers so. yeah. wait, here's a good idea. i mean, he has a lot of free time now so-- ]

Oh yeah and uh, does anyone know where I could get a camera? Thanks.

[ does he end the post now DOES HE END THE POST NOW he totally ends the post now! yes! good job, mike ross. you successfully completed the goal of posting a video post to the network. next time, maybe have an idea of what you want to talk about beforehand. ]

Comments

video;

[fraud]

You look no older than twenty-one or twenty-two, so no, it doesn't really count because that means you've been there since you were eleven? FYI, bro, actual law school is three years after you study as an undergrad.

video;

[jurisimpudent]

Yes, that is correct; I have been studying since the age of ten. And I know perfectly well what the normal course of study is. Do you not know what the law office study program is? I'm trying to understand whether I'm having trouble communicating the rigor of my studies or whether you are simply abominably stupid.

video;

[fraud]

[ he waves a hand dismissively, rattling off the information without a second thought ]

The California State Bar Law Office Study Program allows California residents to become California attorneys without graduating from college or law school, assuming they meet basic pre-legal educational requirements. (If the candidate has no college degree, he or she may take and pass the College Level Examination Program otherwise know as the CLEP.) The Bar candidate must study under a judge or lawyer for four years and must also pass the Baby Bar within three administrations after first becoming eligible to take the examination. They are then eligible to take the California Bar Examination.

[ a shrug ]

Not the point. The point is, you're a kid. Either the person who let you study under them at ten years old is a crackpot or ... really, that's kind of the only answer I've got here! Also, don't call me stupid. A hundred bucks says I'm smarter than you on my off days. Either way, I don't like being judged on my own self-made proficiency or told what I should and should not do by some sanctimonious little brat.

video;

[jurisimpudent]

[Edgeworth's eyes narrow and his jaw clenches with sheer outrage.]

You will not call my mentor a crackpot.

video;

[fraud]

[ there's a click of the tongue and he grins ]

Sucks to be you, I guess, because I kind of did.

video;

[jurisimpudent]

You -

[His fists clench.]

You don't - know what you're talking about. You - Proof positive that you're an idiot! An idiot of the first order!

video;

[fraud]

Since you obviously speak the language of "what grades I got" and "my qualifications are better than yours" -- I will say this. I got a perfect score on the bar exam.

video;

[jurisimpudent]

...I don't believe you.

video;

[fraud]

Go ahead, but it's true. Perfect score on my LSAT too. First try for both.

video;

[jurisimpudent]

[What.]

I've no doubt you're lying.

video;

[fraud]

And you see... that's where you're making your biggest mistake.

[ a shrug. sucks for you bro. ]

I'm going to go now though because I don't really care enough to talk to you anymore. See ya.

[ and he waves and WILL HANG UP THEN yep ]

video;

[jurisimpudent]

[Um WHATEVER BRAH calling you back]

text;

[fraud]

[ sigh!!! he doesn't answer but have a text. ]

What? And if you can't say it briefly, don't say it at all.

text ; locked HOPE SAID TO

[unparental]

Maybe go a little easier on him?

text; locked OH GOD

[fraud]

What?

text;

[jurisimpudent]

1. Do not hang up on people; it's abominably rude.
2. You did not address the central point I brought up; you were too busy stooping to petty, idiotic insults.

text;

[fraud]

I don't want to talk to you any longer, how is this not obvious?

video ; locked HI HOPE

[unparental]

Miles.

[ MOM'S HERE. ]

video ; locked oh hi hottie

[jurisimpudent]

...Jenna.

[He has enough good grace to look embarrassed.]

Good...day.

video ; locked yo sup how you livin'

[unparental]

An idiot, really? He makes you mad, so you go for the name calling?

[ lecture mom, lecture mom, does whatever a lecture mom can. ]

I'm not defending either of you or taking a side, but I know you at least are way too good for that.

[ NOW HOW DO YOU FEEL EDGEWORTH. ]

video ; locked little bit better now that you're near to me

[jurisimpudent]

He -

[And his expression grows even more embarrassed.]

He insulted someone deserving of respect.

video ; locked /glues myself to your side and dies in your lap

[unparental]

Does he know that? Or does he know that you called him an idiot instead of calmly explaining why what he said was offensive.

video ; locked Oh no now I have a dead thing glued to me, it's just like last Halloween

[jurisimpudent]

[He tries to cover with a scowl.]

He was being an idiot. Even you have to acknowledge he was being an idiot. He called him a "crackpot." For no reason save that he accepted me as a pupil.

video ; locked /bedazzles my corpse i guess YOU SAW NO WRONG ACCOUNT

[unparental]

He was being insulting-- there's a difference.

video ; locked faith I didn't know you cared

[jurisimpudent]

He was being both.