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mike ross is a failure of a human being ([personal profile] fraud) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-12 02:59 pm

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So.

[ well hey, you guys, have a new face on the feed today. he's one of the new arrivals, trying to get used to this new space lifestyle!! which means friends are... probably a good thing. maybe. he's not sure yet, but he knows he needs to meet people. the ~general populace~, so to speak. ]

Space, huh?

[ wait no. he kind of frowns at that. worst opener. but then he considers all the posts that he's seen (memorized) since he's arrived and well, this ain't so bad. ]

I was... woooonnndering, uh. How many of you are from... New York City? Circa... 2011 or 2012. Ish.

[ man this is chalking up to be one of the most awkward experiences of his life. it's just-- this is like skype alright, except when you use skype you usually know who you're talking to-- here? way different. haha posting to a network, that's weird.

he is usually not this bad but you are also all strangers so. yeah. wait, here's a good idea. i mean, he has a lot of free time now so-- ]


Oh yeah and uh, does anyone know where I could get a camera? Thanks.

[ does he end the post now DOES HE END THE POST NOW he totally ends the post now! yes! good job, mike ross. you successfully completed the goal of posting a video post to the network. next time, maybe have an idea of what you want to talk about beforehand. ]
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ hey kris kross-- can we change up)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
...Harvey. Wait, okay.

You know someone named Harvey and you're new. So, taking a guess that he's not a rabbit-- please, tell me he's not a rabbit-- would Harvey be tall, hot in a smug way, and wearing a suit even I can tell is expensive?
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ you do attend a shocking number)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ what, he is. his face practically screams 'you know you want some, i'm fucking awesome.' ]

I can buy shark off him-- we met, after the jump. Tell him the overly nosy veteran said hey.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ YO MIKEY

giving you a wave, sir. ]
unparental: ( ѕтaιrcaѕewιт ) (❝ i definitely have more lions than any)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I figure there's no way to describe myself without sounding like a jerk or like I'm fishing for compliments-- now you can go forth and do it yourself.

[ aw lookit the wave. ]
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ hey kris kross-- can we change up)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know about helps, but it's always nice to be appreciated. I still get a kick out of knowing my boyfriend feels the same.

[ so tldr she's not hitting on your obvious mancrush, mike. ]
unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ frankly i would love to hit that. ❞)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ so now jenna thinks you're totally gay for harvey, mike. js. ]

The more the merrier, really. Just stop in whenever you feel like company and food you don't have to make completely by yourself.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ whatever you say sparky. ]

You didn't, now we're good. It's nice to meet you, Mike-- thanks for understanding about Miles, again.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't call you one, don't worry.
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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
See you, Mike.

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