mark iii suit ❦ [ text + two encyptions ]

[starked]

we might have a problem.

[ normally tony wouldn't bring this up at all, but creepy red smile thing is really fucking creepy and this is some shit out of a horror film. ]

not a demon problem, because unless i'm wrong winchester and the angel thing have that dealt with. was going to mention this before that came up, but not all of us can split our attention between two things. actually most of you can't.

right, though, problem of the ship variety.

[ and then an attachment entitled i am a smile and i am creepy is sent to everyone's device. ]

i know what you're going to say, tony you made the creepy smiling thing mad. you're going to get us all killed. no, i'm not. what i did was discover something kind of important. the good ship tranquility is watching us. and as much as i'm cool with being watched, kind of want to know who the fuck is watching me on this huge ship. weirdly enough.


i know you two are watching everything. what do you say about this?

[ finally tony adjusts his device to video and if they pay attention, they see that he's in his suit. it's a bit of a way to intimidate them, but he's not going to come right out and say it. ]

Okay, whatever, you two are in charge along with Kirk. I don't care, if that's one of you two, I want to know. Everyone does, but I'm the one who asked the questions and got the answer so I get the first answer.

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voice; stark encryption 100%; if she comes to kill us, i blame you.

[starked]

You weren't and I was so, oops. [ OKAY NO, HE WANTS TO CHOOSE WHO HE'S BROS WITH. sorry to say wheatley is not someone he wants to be friends with because dumb ai. how is that even possible. ]

Yes it is. It's totally a bad word. [ ...no really it's not but w h a t, topher. ] That means I flirted with mom.

voice; stark encryption 100%; If I die by Betty White, I will... have died a good death.

[andblockbuster]

[Sadly, that is precisely why Topher wants to befriend him. It's fascinating.]

I'm just saying, that's kinda how the race wars start. That whole... us vs. them thing. And I for one, don't wanna be here when Skynet becomes psychotic. [A beat] Not that your... logic isn't sound. Most of the AI's don't wanna be in human bodies anyway. We make back-up copies of their minds with plans to put them back inside their robo-shells, they won't care what we send the human versions into.

[Oh. There is JUDGMENT.] Dude.

voice; stark encryption 100%; yeah, but then we- actually no, she's a fair one to lose against

[starked]

[ that is sad and tony expected better from you topher. ]

No, race wars start because programmers were idiots who either didn't put in failsafes, or if they did, they put in the wrong ones. Also. Seriously, Skynet was shit. [ a beat. ] And tell me when we're making those back-up copies. Because those don't really exist.

[ YOU HUSH YOUR FACE, TOPHER. ] Oh come on, she's attractive and she knows how to deal with mechanics of things. It's a winning combination.

voice; stark encryption 100%;

[andblockbuster]

If they existed and if I was making them, I'd be making them as soon as I can get harddrives that can hold an entire brain worth of data and the tech to do a full brain download.

[No.] Yeah, she's super-sexy, but she might be a praying mantis woman for all we know.

voice; stark encryption 100%; /quietly tags this back

[starked]

...The fact that you've thought this in depth about it is creepy, Topher. Just saying. People might actually think you really want to do this and are just waiting for the right time.

[ ... ] Is the best you can come up with seriously praying mantis woman?

voice; stark encryption 100%; /touches the butt

[andblockbuster]

Neural mapping's nothing new. I just... used to dial it up to eleven.

[...WHAT? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER, TONY?] You weren't coming up with anything better!

voice; stark encryption 100%; where is the butt though

[starked]

One day, I'm going to get you to tell my that story. I'd say now, but eh, I don't feel like listening to it. But you're going to explain that later. Just for the record.

[ YES HE HAS A LOT OF THINGS TO OFFER. MAYBE. ] We're on a fucking spaceship. Killer android, creepy alien a la Species? Do I need to go on?

voice; stark encryption 100%; ask clint

[andblockbuster]

Duly noted. [He's not reminding you and is, in fact, hoping you forget that.]

Hey! The creepy alien from Species was pretty much a praying mantis woman.

voice; stark encryption 100%; i'm not asking ms. new booty about where it is.

[starked]

I can come back to this later. Just...fyi. [ nope sorry topher, never forgetting this. ]

No she wasn't, oh my god, praying mantises- mantisi, aren't like she was.

voice; stark encryption 100%; then we are at an impasse.

[andblockbuster]

Insanely hot?

[LOOK AT HIM MOVING ON FROM THAT TOPIC THAT YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK TO.]

voice; stark encryption 100%; we are not. you could easily tell me.

[starked]

[ HAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S CUTE TOPHER. HE'LL COME BACK. LATER. ]

No, actually vaguely trustworthy looking. The mantises always have something about them.